The collected Wisdom Of
"You are repressed, but you're remarkably dressed." ~ Hairdresser on Fire
The World is Full of Crashing Bores
"But don't forget the songs that made you cry, and the songs that saved your life ... and when you're dancing and laughing and"
finally living...hear my voice in your head and think of me kindly." ~ Rubber Ring
"And these are the ways on which I was raised..." ~The Last of the Famous International Playboys
"Give up your job, squander your cash, be rash, just hold onto your friends."
"So I drank one, or was it four?  And when I fell on the floor, I drank more." ~ Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
"The good life is out there somewhere..." ~ Hand in Glove
"Throw your homework into the fire." ~ Sheila Take a Bow
"As Antony said to Cleopatra..."
"I tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began." ~Shoplifters of the World Unite
"Burn down the disco; hang the blessed DJ, because the music that they constantly play...says nothing to me about my life." ~ Panic
"When you want to live, how do you start?" ~ The Boy With the Thorn in his Side
"Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to." ~Ask
"If the day came when I felt a natural emotion, I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean." ~ Nowhere Fast
"I think about life and I think about death, and neither one particularly appeals to me." ~ Nowhere Fast
"We cannot cling to the old dreams anymore." ~ Still Ill
"Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?" ~ Still Ill
"Prudence never pays." ~ Girl Afraid
"Everything she wants costs money." ~ Girl Afraid
"She's too rough and I'm too delicate." ~ Pretty Girls Make Graves

"This is a song about our favorite country : ...Belgium." ~ Introducing Mexico at a concert, Santa Barbara, CA, 9.5.'02
"This song is dedicated to someone...famously from the Santa Barbara Area...Julia Child. ~ Introducing Meat is Murder
at aforementioned concert