An old man with a gold capped tooth observes the coconut for a moment, then turns to his dog Skip.
"Skip", he says, "I don't reckon soda comes in coconuts."
Skip looks up at the old man with his wise old tired eyes, and he says, "Ol' man, you is a fool. Evr'body know Leilani Soda come in all sortsa thingamajiggers. Ain't nothin surprisin' bout no coconut."
With that, Skip lies down beside the old man and begins to snore, and the old man sits down.
"I ain't never hearda no Leilani Soda.", he mumbles as he drifts off to sleep.
