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OH, THAT LIBERAL FASCISM: Antifa Declares: ‘F**k Your F***ing Constitution, We’re Here to Punch Nazis.’

WELCOME TO THE NEW NORMAL: Pee-Filled Projectiles A Recurring Weapon Of Choice For ‘Anti-Fascists.’

BLUE ON BLUE: BLM member tells Antifa to take their masks off and get out of his city. They punch him and accuse him of being a cop.

WEIRD HOW THIS NEVER HAPPENED AT TEA PARTY RALLIES: In Charlottesville and elsewhere, U.S. journalists are being assaulted while covering the news. Note the Stockholm Syndrome

THE HILL: Left-wing assassination fantasies spill over into real violence.

Jonah Goldberg writes:ON CHARLOTTESVILLE, TRUMP, AND ANTI-AMERICANISM

Quite long, but AWESOME!  @WilliamBaude: Is ‘the language of the law’ a language?  Why do "we" defer to experts in other fields in our everyday life but not law?  I had two relatives recently ask me to read a piece of proposed legislation and give my opinion.  I've studies reading legislation.  I been reading legislation for DECADES!  I've even TAUGHT how to read legislation.  But afterreading this and giving my well-reasoned explination, I was accused of being a tool of Big Pharma and a corporate shill - by someone who doesn't knw you schould capitalize Big Pharma or what a shill is!  Just sayin'.

BUT DON’T QUESTION THEIR PATRIOTISM. Student body prez: UC-Berkeley ‘not bound to Constitution.’

TO BE FAIR, WE’RE BASICALLY BETTER AT EVERYTHING. SEXIER, TOO. Lawyers Make Better CEOs Than MBAs.

YEAH, BUT UNDER OBAMA WE WERE CONSTANTLY REMINDED THAT THE CONSTITUTION WAS OVER 100 YEARS OLD: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Obama lawyer who worked on DACA admits it’s probably unconstitutional.

They've calmed down a bit but clip and save for when it comes up again:  FOUR MYTHS ABOUT IMPEACHMENT:

OUT: NOTHING CAN STOP A SMART, TOUGH WOMAN.

IN: Poor Hillary, intimidated in the debates by big, bad Donald Trump.

WHEN YOU’VE LOST POLITICO… This Pro-Hillary Website Looks Like North Korean Agitprop.

Not to mention making the satiric DPRK News Service twitter feed look like a model of subtlety and decorum.

THESE ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS QUOTES FROM ONE OF JIMMY CARTER’S BOOKS:  Some Choice Quotes from Hillary Clinton’s Book About Collapsing In the Street (And Also, Losing a Presidential Election).

WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. Hillary Clinton: The lesson of 1984 is trust your leaders.

HILLARY CLINTON: ‘I’m a Bit of a Paula Revere’ on Russian Election Meddling.

I don’t recall Paul Revere having been bought and paid for by British mineral interests, but whatever helps you sleep through the night, Hill.

JIM GERAGHTY: The Unlearned Lessons of 2016.

Funding the arts – or hurricane recovery

MICHELLE OBAMA: ‘All Men, All White’ GOP Makes People Distrust Politics.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  DNC just can’t bring itself to part with Harvey Weinstein’s money.

How Hillary Clinton Can, and Should, Become President After the Trump-Russia Investigation.

This …unlikely… scenario comes from no less than Harvard law professor Lawrence Lessig:

If number 1: If Trump is definitively found to have colluded directly with Russia, he would be forced to resign or be impeached.

If number 2: If Trump is removed, Vice President Mike Pence would become president.

If number 3: If Pence becomes president, he should resign too, given that he benefited from the same help from Mother Russia.

If number 4: If Pence resigns before appointing a vice president, Ryan would become president.

If number 5: If Ryan becomes president, he should do the right thing and choose Clinton for vice president. Then he should resign.

Does the left still fancy itself as the “reality-based community?”

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): “Mother Russia?”

Southern Secession Was One Thing — and the War to Prevent It Was Another

Jewish activists target removal of Peter Stuyvesant monuments.

ARCHEOLOGY: The Oldest Known Human Remains in the Americas Have Been Found in a Mexican Cave.

FORGET IT, JAKE — IT’S SALON: Salon Slams National Anthem as ‘Neo-Confederate Symbol’.  Who’s going to be the one to tell them the War of 1812 predates the Civil War?

WHY DOES THE LEFT HATE ITALIAN-AMERICANS? Goodbye, Columbus.

SO YOU’RE SAYING RETREATING GLACIERS REVEAL PREVIOUS HUMAN HABITAT?  YOU’RE SAYING IN FACT THAT GLACIERS WERE SMALLER THAN THIS VERY RECENTLY IN GEOLOGICAL TERMS?  You’re saying the entire Anthropogenic Global Warming boondoggle is a scam?  It’s okay we knew it all along.  Reindeer hunter stumbles upon 1,100-year-old Viking sword.

BECAUSE THEY’RE LEFTY TOOLS, AND FEMINISM IS JUST LEFTY AGITPROP? Why don’t feminists celebrate the successes of right-wing female politicians?

SO TRUE FEMINISTS HANKER AFTER NOT DRIVING; BEING HONOR KILLED AND LIVING IN A MULTI-WIFE  HOUSEHOLD?  GOOD TO KNOW: Muslims Are the True Feminists. Leftists and Stockholm Syndrome.  It’s a thing.

FEMINIST AUTHOR: ‘Have You Killed Any Men Today? And if Not, Why Not?’

FEMALE PRIVILEGE: Study: More Men Hired in Gender-Blind Job Application Process.

SARAH HOYT, APOSTATE: Those Who Walk Away from Feminism.  Walking away from Amelas is tough too.

IF THEY CAN’T TAKE YOUR GUNS, THEY’LL TAKE YOUR AMMO – AND YOUR TRUCK: CCP gun owner has truck confiscated over a clip of ammo in the glove box.

ALL THOSE NINJA REDNECK ASSASSINS:  An Opinion on Suppressors and the Hearing Protection Act.

The Culture Wars Aren’t The Only Reason People Homeschool

This is how you get more Trump:  Is your 5-year-old an anarchist?  In Pasco County, Florida, parents don’t like “new behavior expectation charts that suggest conforming to peer pressure is positive, and that running in school is anarchy,” reports Jeffrey Solochek for the Tampa Bay Times.

And this:  College creates “#GetWoke syllabus” to fight Trump.

Aaaand this: THE INTERSECTION OF THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE AND THE STREISAND EFFECT: Teacher Kicks Kids Out of Class for MAGA Shirts, Becomes Internet’s Favorite New Punching Bag.

Joseph Stiglitz, in Caracas, Praises Venezuela’s Economic Policies. A friend on Facebook comments: “His defenders will cry, ‘But this is from 10 years ago,’ thereby cementing the case against his policy prescriptions.”

Sign of the Apocalypse:  Burger King Launches Own Cryptocurrency

In Houston after Hurricane Harvey, price-gougers have the moral high-ground.

The Broken-Window Fallacy Is Still Alive and Well

SCRATCH A PROGRESSIVE, FIND A SOCIALIST: Biggest Obstacle to Progress? Private Property, Says Bill de Blasio.

#FIGHTFOR15: Burger robots to appear at 50 locations.

PAUL KRUGMAN ON ELECTION NIGHT: “If the question is when markets will recover, a first-pass answer is never.”

CNBC October 2: Stocks close at record highs to begin the fourth quarter; Dow jumps 152 points.

MarketWatch, October 16: Dow industrials’ dalliance with 23,000 is a sign of the stock market’s velocity: Dow has registered 48 record closes—its most all-time high finishes in a single year since 2013.

CNN October 17: Dow crosses 23,000 for the first time in its 121-year history. It’s up more than 4,600 points since election.

SO IF YOU’RE FEELING BAD ABOUT YOUR DAY, THIS SHOULD CHEER YOU UP: A “Terrified” Paul Krugman Wakes Each Morning in a “State of Existential Dread.” Given Krugman’s track record, it’s when he feels good about things that we should be worried.

Sooner or later, of course, markets will tank, because that’s what markets do. And Krugman will probably try to claim vindication when that happens, because that’s what Krugmans do.

NFLArrest.com has an interactive chart for tracking all your favorite pro-level crimes and misdemeanors.

SEEN ON FACEBOOK: “The NFL’s ratings are dropping faster than Bill Clinton’s pants in a trailer park.”

NARRATIVE CONTROL: Why didn’t TV networks show angry, booing NFL fans Sunday or Monday?

“TAKING A KNEE” IS AN EXAMPLE OF MALE PRIVILEGE. It’s also “ageist and ableist.”

YAHOO SPORTSWRITER SHAMES BLACK NHL STAR WHO REFUSES TO PROTEST NATIONAL ANTHEM.

In case you missed it:  Colin Kaepernick donated $25,000 to group named after convicted cop killer and former Black Liberation Army member Assata Shakur who broke out of jail and fled to Cuba.