ANALYSIS: TRUE. The Climate Yawns — Donald Trump is no more a planet wrecker than Barack Obama (as measured to the third decimal):

NEW FRONTIERS IN LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY: Anti-Trump “March For Science” Protest Has Problems W/ Bill Nye Because He’s A White Guy. 

NOT AS EXTINCT AS WE THOUGHT? Extinct creature sightings are piling up in Australia.

IF ONLY IT DID THAT FOR YOUNG HUMANS: Young Human Blood Makes Old Mice Smarter.

At times like this, we need some perspective. And we need some cheesy science march jokes.

1. Why did the marcher walk straight into a tree even though he clearly saw it?
Because he refused to let an empirical observation get in his way.
2. Why did hundreds of marchers kiss the feet of one woman?
Because she was a model.
3. Why were so many of the marchers in tears?
Because they were far too sensitive.
4. Why did several hundred science marchers bump into each other at a red light?
Because they refused to recognize that the march had paused.
5. What percentage of the marchers had kale for lunch?
97%.
6. What did the Mexican food vendor say when the marchers complained about his salsa?
“I don’t change my recipes; the salsa is settled.”

When a big story breaks the media will get it exactly backward and it'll be "corrected" in 48 hours, so don't panic.

GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: MEDIA SHOULDN’T GIVE AIR TIME TO POLITICIANS WHO WON’T ‘ACCEPT REALITY.’

Why does the veteran Clinton operative hate the boss’s wife so?

HEH: Seeking diversity, NYT editorial page wants anti-Trump opinion from left, right, and center.

OH, THAT FAKE NEWS: HuffPo Finally Retracts Column Titled “Could It Be Time To Deny White Men The Franchise [to vote]?,” Admits Author “Appears Not To Exist.”

“This retraction comes following Huffington Post South Africa’s Editor In Chief Verashni Pillay actually defended the article’s place on the site,” Milo Yiannopoulos adds.

These are pretty much all the same story, but I still think it's fun

YESTERDAY IT WAS THE RUSSIANS: Hillary Clinton says misogyny ‘certainly’ played a role in 2016 election loss.  Women-hating Russians with frog avatars told her not to campaign in Wisconsin.

Here’s a list of everyone Hillary Clinton blamed this week for 2016 (she’s not on it).

ANYBODY BUT HER: Clinton Campaign Left Frustrated, Angry After Bill and Hillary Continuously Blamed Them For Sucking.

and then there's these:

DISPATCHES FROM THE DNC-MSM MEMORY HOLE: Recalling Hillary’s seance.

Hillary Clinton to President Obama on Election Night: ‘I’m Sorry’ I Lost.

She had to apologize to the man who kept her out of the White House in 2008 for losing the White House in 2016.

FEMINISTS WAGE WAR ON MEN, THEN BLAME MEN FOR RESULTS: Olga Khazan: The vice president—and other powerful men—regularly avoid one-on-one meetings with women in the name of protecting their families. In the end, what suffers is women’s progress.

So you drastically expand the definition of “sexual harassment,” and then promote an ethic that says that all accusations must be believed, and then you’re shocked that workplace men don’t want to hang out with women? How stupid are you?

Stupid enough to listen to the likes of Catharine Mackinnon, I guess.

NO ONE TREATS WOMEN AS BADLY AS FEMINISTS TREAT WOMEN WHO DISAGREE WITH THEM ON, WELL, ANYTHING: Nikki Haley booed at Women in the World summit.

IT’S SEXUAL ASSAULT AWARENESS MONTH, and Stacy McCain has some cases that you should be aware of.

Campus Leftists at UChicago say Free Speech Shouldn’t Apply Equally to Everyone.

LEFTISM MAKES YOU STUPID: Student union bans Conservative society from speaking out – because they challenged its position on free speech.

WHITEWASHING HISTORY: Harvard Looks to Boot ‘Puritans’ from School Song.

Maybe in a hundred years, Progressives will be seen as the oppressive religious fanatics they really are.

WHITEWASHING HISTORY: Harvard Looks to Boot ‘Puritans’ from School Song.

Maybe in a hundred years, Progressives will be seen as the oppressive religious fanatics they really are.

IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN THEY DO IT: Democrat Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards Pays Women $12,000 Less Than Men.

SILENT SQUAW: Elizabeth Warren Goes Silent on Equal Pay Day After Free Beacon Report.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) failed to acknowledge Equal Pay Day for the first time in her Senate career after it was reported on Tuesday that women working in her Senate office earned just 71 percent of what was earned by men.

EXPLAINED: The Democrats’ structural advantage in passing major legislation.  Gigglesnort.

SEPARATION: Keep an Eye on the Blue City-Red State Showdown.

COURT CASE DEMONSTRATES THE VALUE OF THE OXFORD COMMA:

"Congressional Republicans want to fight on, but the White House says Obamacare repeal is dead", Vox 3/26/2017:

But Mulvaney’s remarks raise a question: If “fixing the system” is a major legislative priority, why is Trump leaving it unfinished? Mulvaney’s answer — that Trump “is not willing to do what other politicians would do” — in that context actually sounds like a damning critique of the president who, it’s worth noting, went on his 13th golf outing since taking office on Sunday.

Sure seems like he's been president longer than that. But anyhow, 13 golf outings since Sunday shows amazing stamina for a man his age.

Kim is anything but happy → Kim is unhappy. Kim is not anything but happy → Kim is happy.  Any attempt to say that Kim is anything but happy is blasphemous →      It's blasphemous to say that Kim is unhappy. Any attempt to say that Kim is not anything but happy is blasphemous →      It's blasphemous to say that Kim is happy.  Any attempt to say that Judge Gorsuch is not anything but overly qualified                                                             is blasphemous. →     It's blasphemous to say that Judge Gorsuch is overly qualified. 

and finally 

But they haven't kept to themselves.

KEVIN GLASS: If Trump breaks up the White House press cabal, it may be the most important thing he ever does.

QUESTION ASKED: Who Needs Alt-Right Conspiracy Theories About Jews When You Have Politico?

PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

● Sean Spicer just forgot the 1st rule of politics: Never compare anything to Hitler.

—Headline, CNN.com,April 12, 2017.

● [Ted] Turner Compares Fox’s Popularity to Hitler.

—Headline, Broadcasting and Cable, January 25, 2005.

● [Scott Pelley of] CBS Goes Low, Hurls Personal Insults at Spicer Over Hitler Blunder.

—Headline, NewsBusters, April 11, 2017.

● CBS ‘Global Warming Special’ Host [Scott Pelley] Likened Warming Skeptics to Holocaust Deniers.

—Headline, NewsBusters, January 21, 2008.

WHEN AND HOW DID PEOPLE ENTER THE AMERICAS?: The BBC article covers new evidence and revised theories.

DESPITE ALL THE TALK, TRUMP HASN’T DONE A TINY FRACTION OF WHAT FDR DID: FDR’s War Against the Press.

HEY, REMEMBER WHEN CHRIS MATTHEWS SAID HITLER DIDN’T USE ‘CHEMICAL WEAPONS?’

From the New York Times archives (I checked myself), Dec. 21, 1924:

NEWS YOU CAN USE: “Here’s a simple test for detecting whether you are living in George Orwell’s ‘1984.’ If you feel free to tell everyone you’re living in ‘1984,’ you aren’t.”  Not to mention how embarrassing such talk sounds to those us who lived through the original 1984, when a Republican president engendered the same comparison, from many of the same people.

Long but important:  STILL GOOD ADVICE: Stop Taking Pride In Not Knowing How To Do Basic Shit.

CONSIDERING THE SOURCE, THIS SOUNDS LIKE PROJECTION TO ME: “Americans reject the advice of experts to insulate their fragile egos from ever being told they’re wrong.”

It was experts that gave us the financial crisis, it was experts that gave us the Middle East meltdown, it was experts who gave us the obesity epidemic and the opioid crisis. And yet the experts pay no price for their failures, and cling bitterly to their credentials and self-esteem, while claiming that the problem lies in the anti-intellectualism of ordinary citizens.

SLATE: The Charging Bull Sculptor Is Right. Fearless Girl Should Go. What does the statue of a little girl standing in front of a charging bull, and the reaction to it, say about feminism?