Jesus Haiku's

Blood is dripping down,
Jesus is crying softly.
Bring him a bandaid.

Take your clothes off now.
Show us your sexy body,
Don't cry, my Jesus.

The rape of Jesus
It was a holy event
I wish I was there.

Jesus plays soccer
What a sexy man in shorts
Kick the ball, Jesus.

Does it work for you?
Jesus dying for your sins?
It works for me too.

Believe in Jesus.
Give to him a Christmas gift.
All he wants is love.

I called Christ today.
He said, "How's it hanging?"
It's not, now that you're on the phone.
*Sorry about that one *

He was put in jail
For taking off his trousers
"Sorry, bad habit."

Dance for us, Jesus
Dance like there's no tomorrow.
Shake that lovely rump.

I look at Jesus
And I feel myself crying
He has such bad clothes

Some Jesus waffles
You can eat away your sins
Pass the syrup, please

Please don't hurt me, Christ.
I am a little Fouzhan.
Oh wait, maybe you should.

Jesus loves Rachel
Jesus loves Fouzhan as well
You can't have both, Jerk.

I made a Christ pie.
It did not taste very good.
I will bake one more.

Christ reminds me of
Hot early morning showers
So hot, so spicy.

Jesus is pretty.
Does he go to a salon?
His hair is so soft.

The sunset is nice
Just like a good hot fresh slice
Of peach Jesus Christ

A cold spring morning
The best part of waking up
Jesus in my cup

Christ doesn't smoke pot.
He doesn't think it's too hot.
Don't show him your bong.

Sleepy eyelids close
What is that under the bed?
Jesus is waiting

The theme of the dance:
A long boring night in hell
Jesus does not like

What if Jesus sucks
He wore sandals all the time
He could be on Cops

Let's go bar hopping.
Jesus wants to pick up chicks.
It has been a while.

There was a murder.
In my room the body lay
No more guns for Christ

Splinters in my butt
I learned a lesson today,
No Christ in the hay

It's so hot outside
It's even hotter inside.
Jesus in my bed

My teeth are hurting
His strong bones are hard to chew
Christ drinks his mom's milk.

Christ likes the turkey.
So savory and scrumptious
Hide all the children.

Christ plays the baby
He practices days on end
Strum that baby, christ~

Hello penguin man
My name is J.C the Lord.
We will have sex now.