I AM MASTER!

YES INDEEDY I AM WACKY LISTEN TO MY CRAZINESS!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Now that I have brought you here to my lair, you may as well continue...

If instead, you want to stay, have some pie, it's okay
Now we wait here by the phone, and listen to your cattle moan
Why's my head hurt? I can see, you are foolish, I must pee.
And now I really have to sleep, and meep.


ITS WACKY!

Now, don't leave just yet, unless you want to... IN which case, do. See the background explode. Whooo!!!!

This is an excercise in good HTML and CSS

This is good HTML. IT is not good content.

Actually, I don't think its good HTML either, since i'm using br alot.