You heard me correct, you poor unfortunate souls. Hades Palace is now being repainted in lavender. Lavender and bright bile yellow. Sure, make a face! Where do you think you are? Elysium? By the by, this isn't a child-friendly page. Not because I'm nasty and perverted, but because most of the people I associate with are nasty and perverted. And, well, ok- I am nasty and perverted. You want something else to bitch about? This site is heavily Under Construction. What? You're tired of my lip? I'm tired of your face. Get off my nuts!

Why are we writing disclaimers anymore? We all know very well and good that the creativity we're exercising on an hourly basis is highly illigial (in Adrienne's case, twice an hour, much more 'exercising' is involved and it's not illegial in Holland) and since Disney is wickid and corrupt, if they really wanted to take the time out of their days to bother with us dredgers in a way that Hades doesn't bother with our paychecks, then we'd all be picked off systematically by well-paid super snipers parked on the roof of the Ellensburg qwik-e-mart right now. Right now! Run! They've got the crosshairs on your window! Hell - Worthy - Tresspass - Disclaimer: If any of you kindly visitors are actually from Greece, I am so sorry we slaughtered your entire culture. But remember - Disney did it first - So, go git em! Contact: Belit-Sheri, Personnel Dept., 7th Circle, Hades, GO2 HELL