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I don't wish to be presumptious and it's unlikely that you are checking your Yahoo personals mail on an hourly basis. Therefore, if I have jumped the gun and not given you sufficient opportunity to read and digest your personals mail, I offer you this option. Click on the image of the donkey and fill in the SUBJECT field of the email with "Jackass." Then just send the mail and I will know that I have made an ass out of myself.


If however; if you have checked your mail and find yourself in a conundrum regarding how to respond to my e-mail, I offer the following options:
NO!
NO WAY IN HELL!!
NOT IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!
PLEASE DROP DEAD!!!!!
DROP DEAD NOW!!!!!!
I'LL BE INTERESTED WHEN PIGS FLY AND HELL FREEZES OVER!!!!!!!
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN THE NEXT ICE AGE STARTS!!!!!!!!
I'D BE DELIGHTED TO HEAR BACK FROM YOU!!!!!!!!! (YOUR BEST OPTION)

Click on the image of the mailbox and fill the the SUBJECT field of the e-mail with your option (i.e. NO!, or NO WAY IN HELL!!) then send the e-mail and again I will be informed as to your decision.