t: Fads & Fashion
s: Kevin Kubusheskie, Les Lye, Darryll Lucas, Christine McGlade Doug Ptolemy, Lisa Ruddy
w: Roger Price, Geoffrey Darby, Rick Jones
d: Geoffrey Darby

ps: Fred Sanford: The World's Best Dressed Man

On this episode, the entire gang keeps track of all the latest fashions. The problem is that the latest fashions only last for about two minutes a piece, and poor Christine just never could keep up with the newest trends.

water: Christine (2)
green slime: Kevin, Lisa, Doug
whipped cream: Christine

production: Out of Fashion

t: Fears In Growing Up
s: Abby Hagyard, Kevin Kubusheskie, Vanessa Lindores, Darryl Lucas, Christine McGlade, Dougie Ptolemy, Les Lye, Lisa Ruddy
w: Roger Price, Geoffrey Darby, Derek Diorio, Rick Jones, Dan Lalonde
d: Brian Lebold

ps: My Three Sons of Frankenstein

Christine shares with us the many fears in life that haunt her in life.

pie: Christine
water: Kevin
green slime: Kevin

production: Frighteningly Adult

t: Cosmetics
s: Abby Hagyard, Les Lye, Christine McGlade, Brodie Osomie, Lisa Ruddy, Elizabeth Richardson, Kevin Kubusheskie
w: Roger Price, Geoffrey Darby

d: Geoffrey Darby

ps: The Incredible Hulk Runs Out of Deodorant

Christine obtains a box of assorted cosmetics and demonstrates what each does and also explains the benefits of using cosmetics. She also explains the downfall of using corn chip flavored lip gloss.

pie: Christine
water: Christine (2)
mud: Lisa

production: Roll-On

t: Vacations
s: Alasdair Gillis, Martin Kerr, Kevin Kubusheskie, Darryl Lucas, Les Lye, Christine McGlade, Klea Scott
w: Roger Price, Geoffrey Darby
d: Geoffrey Darby

ps: Love Boat Runs Aground Fantasy Island

While supposedly on her vacation from the show, Christine goes to the beach to catch some rays only to find that the cast and crew have also shown up to tape another thrilling episode of You Can't Do That On Television. This doesn't stop here, however, from getting splashed with water from time to time.

water: Christine (3), Martin

production: Sand In Your Shoes

t: Justice and Injustice
s: Alasdair Gillis, Abby Hagyard, Christine McGlade, Forest Wolf Mohawk, Natalie Radmore, Lisa Ruddy, Les Lye
w: Roger Price, Geoffrey Darby, Derek Diorio, Rick Jones, Dan Lalonde
d: Brian Lebold

ps: Real People

The gang takes a look a what's fair and unfair in the world of 1982, and the Unfairy Godmother makes special appearances to make everyone's life even worse.

water: Christine (2), Alasdair
green slime: Lisa, Forest, Natalie, Alasdair
blue slime: Christine

production: Fair

t: Television
s: Roddy Contreras, Abby Hagyard, Kevin Kubusheskie, Les Lye, Dougie Ptolemy, Lisa Ruddy, Christine McGlade, Vanessa Lindores
w: Roger Price, Geoffrey Darby
d: Geoffrey Darby

ps: You Can't Do That On Television

Christine shows the viewers what really goes on behind the scenes of a real television program and defines the technical terms that are heard in television studios...like "soak the star." This episode introduces Vanessa Lindores as Vanessa.

water: Christine (2)
green slime: Christine (2), Vanessa
red slime: Christine
blue slime: Christine
yellow slime: Christine
striped slime: Christine
cannon: Christine

t: Sports
s: Abby Hagyard, Kevin Kubusheskie, Tony Lefebvre, Simone Lumsden, Les Lye, Christine McGlade, Brodie Osome, Lisa Ruddy
w: Roger Price, Geoffrey Darby, Derek Diorio, Rick Jones, Dan Lalonde, John Findlay
d: Brian Lebold

ps: Howard Cosell Loses His Voice

Christine McGlade and Lisa Ruddy cohost the show in a sportscast form, complete with matching sports coats. For some strange reason, Christine did the entire show with a fake Howard Cosell accent that sounded more like Robin Leach. Oh well.

water: Christine
green slime: Christine

production: Poor Sport

t: Heroes
s: Charlie Brien, Abby Hagyard, Kevin Kubusheskie, Les Lye, Christine McGlade, Dougie Ptolemy, Lisa Ruddy
w: Roger Price, Geoffrey Darby, Derek Diorio, Rick Jones, Dan Lalonde
d: Brian Lebold

ps: Conan the Librarian

The gang takes a look at all of their favorite superheroes, and Lisa does a very bad job as Wonder Woman.

water: Christine (4)
green slime: Lisa, Charlie

production: Mighty High-o Silver, Faster than a Speeding Bullet, Able to Leap a Tall Building in a Single Bound

t: Popularity
s: Eugene Contreras, Abby Hagyard, Kevin Kubusheskie, Les Lye, Christine McGlade, Elizabeth Richardson, Lisa Ruddy
w: Roger Price, Geoffrey Darby, Rick Jones, Brodie Osome, Brian Nichol
d: Geoffrey Darby

ps: The Most Popular Children's Show on TV

Ross holds a popularity contest to see which cast member is the most popular based on viewer vote. Unsatisfied with the number she has to wear for the entire episode (sort of like a ballot number), Christine pays to trade her number 872 for the number 0 (lower number). When the results are given at the end of the show, we find that Zilch (Darryl Lucas) has won the contest even though he wasn't on that episode. How did he win? Well, Christine unknowingly wore his ballot number when she traded hers in.

water: Christine
green slime: Lisa

production: Negative Number

t: Addictions
s: Abby Hagyard, Martin Kerr, Kevin Kubusheskie, Les Lye, Christine McGlade, Luke McKeehan, Lisa Ruddy
w: Roger Price and Geoffrey Darby
d: Geoffrey Darby

ps: Pacman Eats General Hospital

Christine spends the entire show playing an ATARI 2600 to demonstrate how addictive video games and other things can be. Oh...and General Hospital is also used as an example....about 100 times.

pie: Christine
water: Christine
green slime: Kevin Kubusheskie

production: Eat 'Em Up

t: Culture
s: Abby Hagyard, Martin Kerr, Kevin Kubusheskie, Les Lye, Christine McGlade, Brodie Osome, Klea Scott
w: Roger Price and Geoffrey Darby
d: Geoffrey Darby

ps: Big Bird Dances Swan Lake

The wide wide world of art, plays, music, and anything else cultural is looked at. Christine is also introduced to "water music."

water: Christine (4)
green slime: Brodie

production: Tutu Much

t: Rip-Offs
s: Angie Coddett, Alasdair Gillis, Abby Hagyard, Les Lye, Jamie Martin, Christine McGlade, Lisa Ruddy
w: Roger Price, Geoffery Darby, Barry McLaughlin, Steven McLaughlin, Brian Nichol
d: Geoffery Darby

ps: The Price Is Right Raise Their Prices

Being ripped off hits home when everything starts to go wrong with the show's props and sets. Christine's mic stops working, she's almost hit in the head with a piece of the link set, the risers fall from beneath her feet, and the credits start to roll at the beginning of the show are just a few of the things that go wrong. It all ends with the whole studio collapsing all around Moose as she tries to do the outro to the show.

water: Christine
green slime: Lisa

production: End of Warranty

t: Bullies
s: Alasdair Gillis, Kevin Kubusheskie, Les Lye, Darryl Lucas, Christine McGlade, Brodie Osome, Lisa Ruddy
w: Roger Price and Geoffrey Darby
d: Geoffrey Darby

ps: Mr. Rogers Bullies The Neighborhood

Christine takes self defense classes so that she could protect herself against any dangers that she may have to face. In her twenty-two minute course, she also manages to (with her bare hands) chop through a brick........of chocolate ice cream.

water: Christine
green slime: Christine, Alasdair
ice cream: Alasdair

production: Black Eye

Info from The Slime Society