CONTENTS

prologue: prescott's male policy
chapter one: walk my dog
chapter two: journalistic protocol & fly girl
chapter three: tattoos & philosophies
chapter four: his lady companion
chapter five: the tribune
chapter six: dirty laundry
chapter seven: artificial sugar
chapter eight: the limo incident
chapter nine: morning coffee
chapter ten: hold my hand
chapter eleven (one): NBC today show transcript
chapter eleven (two): intermission & NBC today show transcript
chapter twelve: girlfriend criteria 'n hate mail
chapter thirteen: sexy drunks
chapter fourteen: try me
chapter fifteen: the morning after
chapter sixteen: aj mania
chapter seventeen: the hair crisis
chapter eighteen: country wheat six-oh-nine
chapter nineteen: vibrator
chapter twenty: enraged
chapter twenty one: almost perfect
chapter twenty two: chatroom implosion
chapter twenty three: the 'R' rated mclean
chapter twenty four: sweet justice
chapter twenty five: r.e.s.p.e.c.t  (find out what it means)
chapter twenty six: whipped
chapter twenty seven: the airport kerfuffle
chapter twenty eight: the restroom
chapter twenty nine : painkillers
chapter thirty: drinking buddies
chapter thirty one: 'hello!' guinness
chapter thirty two: kyles & the art of losing my pants
chapter thirty three: casanova
chapter thirty four: wet...or dry?
chapter thirty five: b,m,c & the w word
chapter thirty six: horny
chapter thirty seven: 'f***' friends
chapter thirty eight: turn me on
chapter thirty nine: sick...for sex
chapter forty: so addicted
chapter forty one: speechless
chapter forty two: star spotting
epilogue: attitude