DEDICATION: Sherrie, this is for you- enjoy

SUMMARY

Is this thing on?

Yes...now make the intro

Minna, don't get tough...this is not the time or place to- we have to wait till we get back to the hotel

I'm not trying to seduce you, idiot. Just get on with the intro...

Yeah, yeah...don't roll your eyes at me...you know what that does!

AJ!

'Kay...Hello ladies, this is the Bone-

And Minerva. Man I hate my boss!

Sweetness, the people dun know what the hell you're on about, so lemme explain-

I was thrown into this, well, I thought wretched experiment to pose as AJ's girlfriend by my boss. Something he cooked up to see how fans would react to AJ here having a girlfriend

Ingenious plan, I'm tellin you. I'm enjoying this set up...a woman following me everywhere. (Loud echo of a slap)

Can't you say something that's not detrimental to the female species for once?

Not when you're around, sweetness. Oh yea...be warned...Minna here has something against the male species...me included. So expect a lot of male dissing

yeah yeah... men think they're sooo superior...

See what I mean...oh shit...the lights blinking

It means the battery's runnin' low

I know what it means, baby... so anyway, join us!

Don't call me baby!

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