CONTENTS

prologue
chapter one: charm, charisma and gameboys
chapter two: heathcliffe & catherine vs jekyll and hyde
chapter three:backstage non-passes
chapter four: my hero, my foe
chapter five: celebrity math 101 & the ice maiden
chapter six:launching operation sceptic
chapter seven:the one fifteen hangover
chapter eight:new york, new york
chapter nine: a lesson for amateurs
chapter ten: speechless
chapter eleven: tabloid trash
chapter twelve: the under- lying truth
chapter thirteen: forecasting cold freedom
epilogue