"I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the Christian States of America, and for which it stands, one nation, under something you'd better believe in or you won't be considered a citizen or patriot, indivisible, with as much liberty as we want to give you, and half-ass justice for almost everyone."
History on the Pledge: 1892:
Pledge was written
1924
The words "the flag of the United States of America" are substituted for "my flag".
1942
The government officially recognizes the Pledge
1954
Government, due to officials that wanted to seek office, and because of the communisim scare, decided to add some theism to the Pledge, completely unnecessary and offensive to us atheists.
2002
"under god" ruled as unconstitutional in the Pledge - about damn time. Now, let's just get it off our damn money.. because it's a lie. I don't trust in *any* god... and I'm a part of "we"... whether you like it or not, George Bush Senior you prick.