However, if you still cannot find the page you want, please try the following:
- Click the
 Dog whistle button, and see if it responds when you call it. Please Note: may cause rabid barking among any Tomlinscote females in the vicinity in the process.
- If you are a pikey from Tomlinscote, please check your spelling, or at least bully someone into doing it for you. Remember, the leprechauns are your friends.
- To check the vital statistics of your missing web page, or to file a MISPER report, please click on the LOST + FOUND menu, and then click
Misplaced Web Pages. On the AWOL tab, click Buggered Off, or Bunking.
These statistics should also include a recent picture of the webpage you are looking for. If it is female and over 13, we would advise checking certain science teachers classrooms first (or the music block).
- If Tony Ryles has enabled it, we can
at least pretend to try and find it, or give a damn.
If you would like us to pretend we're working or we care,
click
 Who gives a damn?
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Some websites require 128 thousand parents to donate money so they work. Click the Panic menu and then click Donating Money to determine how much you should contribute to find your missing webpage.
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If you are Tony Ryles, don't do anything until you really have to. Click the Tools menu, and then click on Status. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for
government funding.
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If all else fails, check Farnborough Sixth Form College for your missing webpage; high possibility as defecting levels high.
Tomlinscote Error
Please check A.A.Ryles' head is not too far up his arse; possibilty of reduced clarity of vision.
A.Anderson 2003 |
