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8-12-05
what is this!!!??? is it true? is there going to be theclowning.com!@@$#$@!$#? it sure looks like it folks! helz yeah! soon we will be working on theclowning.com and moving all our crap over there. it looks like this is a great day for the clowns and their fans! once we have the site up and going well we will be sure to tell everyone. also once its up we will tell you about the projects being worked on now and also a section or 2 added to the site. well im really friggin happy and sick from all the dirt and clouds that i have eating today. so, i'll see you be roof log time hits fro good bye.
8-8-05
One last public announcement. We are dedicating a new section of the site to violently tearing apart products for children. If one of us finds a kid looking like this,
you'd better believe we'll pounce, and pounce hard. Wherever there is a child wearing expensive new absorbing diapers, we'll be there, degrading them for their inability to hold their bladder. Wherever kids are dressed in jumpsuits complete with a comically oversized plastic head, we'll be there, kicking them in the ribs. Wherever we discover a whippersnapper listening to a pop song rewritten for 6-year-olds, so help us we'll be there too. I would also like to say this. I've had my fun with Ydnar. But he's really a nice guy. He's back playing in the group with me. He made it passively clear he didn't want to be a part of The Clowning, and we obliged, after a good while. I haven't got a beef with him.
8-7-05
While searching the internet for robot pornography tonight, pH and I discovered something groundbreaking! Come Halloween-time, parents of the world will be free from the mediocrity of selecting their child's costume in Wal-Mart or Target. Suppose he wants to be Robin this year. Are you going to subject him to a generic green leotard and bandana with eyeholes? Not if Halloween Costumes 4 Kids has any say in the matter!
He can be a suave playboy of the Halloween scene with this original jumpsuit, including a shawl not unlike that of a classy hooker! The hard-working folks at HC4K are also excellent innovators, taking artistic licenses with the well-known characters their costumes portray.
Take this Spongebob tunic, for example. Every parent whose youngster is a fan of the show should know by now that he's got a child's head protruding from his face. And this suit's got just the thing to achieve the adorable expression pictured here. Built-in shock electrodes. You don't have to badger the little tyke when it's time to take pictures this fall! I can't believe how artistically this stuff is done. pH was so intrigued he decided to buy a few select disguises, which will be revealed to the public in due time. Remember, it's Halloween and anything goes! Which is why you can dress your infant as Superman and let it sleep as you bring it house to house and allow it to be groped by strange adults.
....I love it when they're too young to protest their parents' insanity.
This is the only Halloween company I've seen pull out all the stops to make your holiday a memorable one. The Hulk costume even comes packaged with rage-inducing hormones!! See the before and after shots if you don't trust my word.
Do these people have their stuff together or what?! If your neighbors and immediate family aren't entirely convinced that you're a psychotic recluse who enjoys tormenting small, defensless animals, why don't you hammer home the point by purchasing a pet costume!
Since I'm so confident this display has touched your hearts, I'll go ahead and give you the link. http://halloweencostumes4kids.com
Happy hunting!
8-3-05
Good news, freakishly good news. We have our first new Flash animation since my heartwarmingly stupid "Rabbits", which has since been removed from our vault. The rabbits and their homosexual tendencies are now dining in greener pastures, the plentiful meadow I like to call Recycle Bin. We now bring you "Super Walker." Ever wanted to see Walker the Texas Ranger pumped up on steroids and armed with more martial arts than Bruce Lee could shake a finger at? Prepare to be disappointed, then. It's an experimental walk animation gone awry. Our little guy decides floors are for Losers and baby strollers. I also cleaned my room and folded some laundry. I try to contribute any way I can.
7-24-05
loo boo. Or should i be say... crap face. you're a semi train for a rabbit foot. sink tables and go find a train bus. i boo bag poop. bag poop in subb nickel gamed. you don't work. DIS MUH VENGENCE CRaP, CRAp NUckles!! i'll meet you at mega man. if you even make it to level 1. ooo . ooo. oo. o. . don't worry. today oranges go to mexico to find your woman. wonder what happends nexst xcliffhangerx!!! and in your own word "YA?!?! I mean comon (LOOK AT HER) do you want to end up dead in carrot-fishes" see you next tmie... negro... that's kite... negro...
+NUNCHUCKS+
7-20-05 I you kno what i am thinkin, i am thinkin that you are thinkin of what i am thinkin, and that means that its not a good thing. Because i am thinkin that that post by nunchucks or what ever the F his name is,its like his parents were lookin around the room for an idea for his name and they saw a nun and a picture of UNCLE CHUCK, but anyway it is shiot and i hope it gets better. But yeah that is better than the ydnar act cause there wasnt a ydnar act. NOW HES DEAD. You want to end up like ydnar, huh?, DO YA?!?! I mean comon (LOOK AT HER) do you want to end up dead in carrot-fishes room, i i mean in the mountians, dont think that i would. Thats a sad ending to a sad story right there. About that health inspection, yeah i took those fuckers out with a Mark VI anti-tank rocket acompanied with some automatic machine gun fire on there flank, there wasnt squirrel's nut left on top of another. I am thinkin that would be a good solution to the mole problem to, they are gettin quite on my nerves.
7-20-05
wow! i bet you guys didn't see that coming did ya? that last post was the sadest thing i have seen in awhile. funny thing is is that he used spell check and it still came out that way. he has acted like that ever since i hit him with a shovle, i guess he is just mad at me or something and is just taking it out in a very weird way of posting. but, hey, he is better at this gig then 10 and 1/3 ydnars. well, it seems to me that we have an update. it's the biggest one so far. yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all pictures and links agian but the animation is on its way! we put in 20 new pics and a few new links. i hope you enjoy them. one of them is a picture of ydnar (the viking), the character ofcourse belongs to us now since he never did crap and i pretty much made him! (score for pH) i will be working on an animation for the next update. it wont be clover but it should make you laugh some. see yous bye.
7-19-05
I just got done taking to mae girl frinde. She work. Mine dog flirting. I got to go to go for no raisin. It's a big phonogram. Don't go check out rindom dribbings. I do em. Sim. Nit ill. Shortup. This first posted by
+NUNCHUCKS+
7-18-05
I smell an update. And the rotting corpse of Ydnar's real-life counterpart. As you can see, our imagemap is more closely meeting our grand vision of it. That vision being, "Not the tacky crap I posted a few updates ago." We're trying to undertake a stylish project we've codenamed "Clover." Brief synopsis:Guy unassumingly enters his one-bedroom apartment, morbid overtones ensue. It'll be a several-part series and take a good deal of animating and reading Flash For Dummies. I imagine pH will bring forth a few random drawings, and MUSSKATT will, without a doubt, contribute something or perform a routine health inspection. We had a squirrel problem back in the day, you see.
7-11-05 well good i am glad you are over your "number". but hey that crad hunting sounds fun. i might want to do that some time. and YES there was a robot with a fro with us, dont kno where he came from but that bastered was driving. *rahhh, what did i do wroong?* but that wont happen any more ph, me and you dont have to rely on the frobot for transportation any more. which by the way, he will be
now called frobot, dun dun duuun. *rahhh* but anyway, i think i have run out of pointless hting to talk about. glad to have the ol' ph factor back. OHH yeah, just this one last thing, uhh apperently ydnar got COFFKICKEDCOFFOFF, excuse me, lost in the moutians, and died, and will not be returing, for a long time, possibley forever, he prolly died. but yeah, signing out.
7-10-05
you butthole, musskatt. but youre right, that swamp water can really do a number on ya. i dont think that was the only cause of this, the other day for our after 4th of july celebration nun-chucks and i burnt alot of plastic and other crap. i think now i only have half the amount of brain cells of a tree, and a tree doesn't even have brain cells! so thats like negitive brain cells right there..... as for the crad thingy thing, crad is just another word for a child from the ages of 4-9 that is not being watched by an adult, and it is really fun to hunt them with pointy sticks and rocks! "crad hunting: its up to you!" and yeah... musskatt is right if we ever flew off a friggin bridge "BUST A NUT" would be my last words, but last time we flew off a bridge i think a robot with a fro was with us.
7-9-05
(later that day) Uhhh, nihao niggas, what is wrong with you, what the f is crad hunting, i have never heard of that. (you guys he went to alabama and it has changed him)..... ahh oh well to late for him, once you go alabamin, you never go baclamin.... SO yeah, how have i been, i have not been to bad, yeah. So i hear we have a NEW guy, yeah a new guy.... hey, that means that i am not the newest guy anymore, yeah thats right, but o-well sucks for him. ( i think by this point that i dont care what goes wrong with the crew) but it would sadden me really if they all died, i can see it now, the car going off the edge, all four of them screaming at the top of there lungs, p.h. tring to make the best of the situation as he yells "BUST A NUT!!!", and yeah, i think i would cry, really i would cry.
7-9-05
nihao, niggas. i'm back from vacation. i see that alot has happened since i was last here. my vacation was pretty cool. if you guys ever have the chance to go to the beach, go crad hunting while you are there. it is friggin a fun! the only time you can really do it is at night. it makes it real fun. well, lets get down to some business, eh? it looks like we are starting our first flash project! it is going to be really cool. and since my vacation i have been wanting to redo alot of crap and make this site better, so im going to be doing stuff like a new site map and redoing the pictures of us. and lastly it looks like we have a new member on the clowning team, nun chucks!! and you really dont want to know where we found this one! but im sure he will tell you anyways. well, its good to be back. peace.
6-30-05
I came back for further renovations. This HTML just can't keep me out of its hair. I updated the Staff section,organized a bunch of stuff that might've needed organizing, and started to build the Bios section. That's right, our filthiest little secrets will soon be available in rich-text format. I'm sure it's always been on your minds where pH's hair REALLY went, or what Ydnar uses to unclog his sink. Well, the fated hour is here, so enjoy.
6-29-05
Hello, friends. pH is gone on vacation, so I'm going to hold the fort while he's gone. Being the generous viewer that you are, I'm sure you'll help waft away the smell of burnt cat hair before he gets back. Today marks a major undertaking, when we finally decided to start using imagemaps. And there's a "Sounds" sections for silly clips we record when we're too tired to speak intelligibly. I also went bonkers and put all our links within tables, using no discretion whether it was helpful or necessary. :) A full-length (or almost) film is in the works, "Pugioh." Maybe we can host a giant Windows Media File of it on this tiny site. Blue trees tell lies.
6-27-05 Whats going on in here. i am soo incredibly tired, and i am taking my time to update, well more like post cause someone wont send me a flash program. But yeah all that stuff about the arbys thing, that was not me, but i really was in dublin. What was i doing in dublin, well i am not sure how i got there i just was, actually i dont really remember right now. As i said before i am a freakkin tired, and i dont kno why. Humm maybe the time travel might, ahh crap, i mean jet lag yeah cause i am not in dublin anymore, i need to stop lettin out so much about the war, .... uhhhh i mean grocery store construction i was in yeah i got to sign out.
6-27-05
hey, everyone. i just wanted to tell you that im not going to be here in a couple of days, im going on vacation. this means that i will be leaving carrotfish in charge while im gone. im not gonna leave with out giving you guys something, i made a drawing last night of gandalf from lord of the rings. it was going to be alot more meaningful but it ended up just being gandalf... its kinda depressing that i couldnt do what i wanted but, whatever, gandalf is still cool. well, i finally set up an email for the site, the_clowning@yahoo.com . yeah, yeah, its not our own site email but we already tried that kinda thing and it didnt work! so, i guess i'll be going now, i'll be posting agian in about a week or so. cya later, guys.
6-26-05
Its been some time now since we have updated. i myself have been busy with other things lately like trying to beat final fantasy 7 for the 3rd time in my life. i would have beat it more but it broke a few years back. just now a good friend of mine bought a new one for me and that what i have been doing for the last week. carrotfish had to reformat his computer. as for ydnar, i have not heard a word from him in awhile. i think he might of died or something because his rotting skin is starting to smell pretty bad. well, its time to get down to a da bussiness. we have a new member here at the clowning,MUSSKATT! we found him the other day eating a salted brick at the first american national arby's of the people's republic of china, located in dublin. he is here to help with stuff! i think he is gonna give the next update after this one and tell you guys about himself and what his favorite type of temperture might be (my personal favorite is -23 below orange). as for this update we added 11 more pictures done by carrotfish and me, one of them being at the top of the page now. thats all this time around. later.
5-31-05
Hello, guys. the update that we have for you today is good but its not all we wanted it to be though. we added like 8 pictures , i think, to the random drawings part, and we added 3 new links. other than that we don't have nuffin. sorry for a bit of a let down, fellas. but we are still going to work on all the other stuff we would have brought you this week.
