The Crowd starts to cheer as the countdown begins, 5....4.....3......2....1..BOOM!Then King of my world is heard as Chris Jericho walks down to the ring with a huge smirk on his face and then steps into the ring and grabs a microphone and starts to speak briscly.
The King Of The World Speaks
Wow you see this $50,000 telovision set, its worth more then most of your houses.Now next week i fight Kevin Nash.Nash you beter watch your back because the real Big Sexy wil kick your ass!Well anyways your probably woncdering what this is.This is the Chris Jericho High-lite Reel!It's better then Sports Center, better then David Lettermen's Top 10, and it sure as hell is better then Bottom Line!Anyways next week our guest is WCW Co-Owner Stone Cold Steve Austin.The Texas RattleSnake.But tonight i have a guest to,hes a champion, and later tonight he faces Rey Mysterio. Heres Jeff Hardy.
Extreme
Then Extreme hit's as the WCW Cruserweight Champion makes his way down to the ring and begins to speak.
The Extreme One Speaks
NOW Chris, whats all this crap about your $50,000 doller TV?Thats nothing more then a 20 Doller peice of crap.Even Sports Centers btter then this, if it had me.
Y2J Chris Jericho You think that's funny huh, well this is even funnier.
Then Jericho punches Jeff Hardy in the head and get's a chair and nail's him in the head as Chris Jericho walks away. While Jericho is walking up the ramp, "Somewhere I Belong" hits the PA system. Out from the back comes Edge. He walks halfway down the ramp and looks at Jericho. Then he continues to walk to the ring. He slides beneath the bottom rope. He goes over and begins to help Jeff Hardy up. He sits him in the corner until Jeff Hardy can get up on his freewill.Jim Ross-What is this? Is Edge gonna tag with Jeff Hardy?Jerry "The King" Lawler- I'm not sure Jim Ross, but this is wierd.Edge then grabs the microphone. He puts it up to his mouth and begins to speak.....Edge-Welcome to tonights edition of Edge T.V. It is time, to finally announce who will one be in my corner, and two be my tag team partner! So right now, I would like Lita and Stacy Keibler to come to the ring!Out from the back walks Lita, followed by a few footsteps behind her is Stact Keibler. Both make their way down the ramp and into the ring. There Lita helps Jeff Hardy, as they stand with their back to the Smackdown set.Edge-Well, 2 of the 3 of you could become my best friend(s) And the other or others could not be. At this time I would like to announce my tag team partner. He is "The Showstopper" "The Icon"Edge points behind everyone. Jeff Hardy turns around and receives a superkick to the face. Standing there is "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels. He walks over to Edge as Lita goes down to help Jeff. Edge-Sorry Jeff, you see, I could sense that you never really wanted to be my friend. You knew how good I was, and you just wanted to use me! Thats it Jeff Hardy, you just wanted to use me. Then I went and choosed someone I knew I could trust, a former tag team champion with myself, HBK Shawn Michaels. So Jeff Hardy, I got Two Words for You! SUCK IT!!!!!!!HBK And Edge rip off their shirts to reveal Degeneration X T-shirts. Then Edge puts the microphone to his mouth again.Edge-Now, I bet you already know the answer. Lita, you are a great person, and a great friend. I'm sorry, but I have to choose Stacy. I think she knows what is right in my career right now, as she is more of a "manager" I needed someone who could planely stick to me, and not have another person thrown in the picture. Where HBK Shawn Michaels could understand, and not Jeff Hardy. then HBK Shawn Michaels grabs the microphone from Edge and begins to talk....."HBK" Shawn Michaels-So hit the road! Go to the back with Jeff. You two were meant for each other.Then Stacy comes over with a big grin on her face. She loops arms with Edge, as Edge helps her out of the ring. HBK slides underneath the rope. To the back goes Degeneration X, and Stacy Keibler with Edge. But towards the top of the ramp, Edge looks back at Lita for a second, before being pulled into the back by Stacy Keibler. Then the scene goes to blank.
