Topic: nothiing iin partiicular
Mood:
Now Playing: Simpsons on TV
Damn it I had a wonderfully funny and disjointed entry all set to post and AOL kicked me off. Piece of sh!t. Fnck Steve Case yo.
Anyway. It involved Beyonce and my ever-shifting sexuality and Kelly and *Josh* and ummm who else .... Eh. It was great. Oh well. (Oh yes, Kelly, if there ever was a chance I'd do it with you, this is the chance. Hint hint. I remember that much.) I'm feeling crazy sexy. And a bit spontaneous. More than a bit LOL.
There is something behind me and now I'm scared to look because I think it's a bug. *shudders* I hate bugs. Or maybe it's a burglar. Oooh, I'd get to use the shotgun! Or maybe the rifle! *eViL grin* Or maybe it's a snake. I hate snakes too. No wait, never mind, it's the washing machine *feels stoopid*
I get paranoid when I'm home alone in the dark damn it! Stop laughing at me!
Damn. I need to get out of the house. I need to go to ... Kelly's house, or Amie's, or possibly Michelle's. I'm in the mood to be all flirty and sh!t. (Amie ... you still got them silk sheets?) Hmmm. Or get someone to come over here. (Michelle, my parents are gone till nine ...)
FnCKIN' CEILING THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY GODD@MN CEILING AND IT'S FnCKIN' SCARING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No never mind it was a ladybug. Excuse my hyperness. Where was I?
Oh yeah. My women (LMAO Jeannie -- my main bitch! Who you callin' a pimpstress now?! What?! LOL) I need a sedative ... One last thing ...
(Yeah *Josh* I started it that time ... *muah*)
Peace byatches!!!!