SPLEENS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
THE EVIL PANCREAS ARMY IS ON THE MOVE!
WE MUST PUT DOWN THEIR EVIL DUODENUM WAYS BEFORE THEY MAKE US ALL SLAVES OF THE APPENDIX!
It is time for the world to rise up to defeat the suppressing ways of the Pancreas Army! They have been gaining power far beyond that of imagination. We have been oppressed for far too long.
We are conducting a poll to see who sides with who, please leave comments that may help out in the generation of a resistance.
