Q. What do you call Justin in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a Joe in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. How can you tell a female Charlton virgin?
A. She can run faster than her brothers.
Q. What do you call a Retfordian on a bike?
A. A theif …better than you
Q. What do you call a Retfordian in a car?
A. Arrested …no joy riding
Q.What do you call sum 1 from Charlton waiting in a bus shelter?
A. At a party.
Q. What do u call u with me near u alive?
A. Fucking lucky!
Q. What do you call a 30 year old you?
A. Failed.
Q. What was Vicky at the age of 12 years old?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What do you call a Charlton girl without any children?
A. Under the age of 5.
Q. What do you call a Ruth in a skatepark?
A. Lost.
Q. Why did Anthony cross the road?
A. To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Q. Whats Simon’s favourite car?
A. One without an alarm.
Q. Why did brownie stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it.
Q. What do you say to Beachy in a suit?
A. Will the defendant please stand.
Q. What did the little Ruth say to the bigger Lucy?
A. Can you get served?
Q. Why does Oliver constantly rev his engine?
A. So it doesn’t cut out.
Q. What do you call Mel in a jar of honey?
A. Sweet!
Q. What do you call a Salopian in a coffin?
A. A damn good reason to kill another.
Q. What do u say to Aaron when he is circling?
A. Are you lost?
Q. Why did Nick shag the chicken?
A. He couldn't find any other breast meat.
Q. What do you call two dead Salopians?
A. A good start to the day.
Q. What dose Vicky use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you say to Charlotte with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?
Q. What is Baggy’s favourite ice cream?
A. Mint!
Q. Whats the difference between you dying and an onion?
A. Onions make me cry.
Q. What has Hanna got in common with turtles?
A. When she’s on their back she’s fucked.
Q. What happens to a thought in a Salopians head?
A. It dies of loneliness.
Q. How does Lindsey turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.
Q. How many Charlton pulps (bar me) does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Salopian?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.
Q. What do you call a me in hell?
A. Wicked.
Q. What do you call Joe in a fridge?
A. Chillin'.
Q. What would I do if I ran you over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure.
Q. What do you call you in an iron box?
A. Safe. … not from me
Q. What would I do if I shot you?
A. Reload.
Q. What do a war veteran and Beeno‘s used condom have in common?
A. They both live to fight another day.
Q. What do you call Vicky and a any 1 but me in a phone box?
A. Fucking innit.
Q. Why did Dempster go to prison?
A. He got caught stealing pens to apply for his dole cheques with
one day Tor and Ruth where walkin down the street when Tor picked up a mirror, "i know that face but i cant place it" then Ruth snached it of her and said "thats me you twat!".
Q. what would i do if you ran towards me with half a face?
A. stop laughing and reload!