Now Playing: Rob Thomas: Lonely No More
"If you want me to fall for you, you've gotta give me something worth trippin over."
-Keep looking my way-
-My head is held high-
-U wanna bring me down?-
-I dare you to try-
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask... Because you are my friend.
"In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits,abuse, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?"
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!
He broke my heart so i broke his jaw
i dont ignore u. i just dont give a shit.
im not a bitch. im just honest.
out of our minds, crazy ass times.not
only sisters,but -Partners in Crime (Re if that doesn't describe us then I don't know what does(LOL)!!)
ToDaY iS a GiFt... ThAt'S WhY iT's CaLlEd
I've found that sometimes it's better to find peace then to be right!
Love doesn't make the world go 'round, it's what makes the ride worth while!