Savatis' Beleive It Or Not
Savatis' Beleive It Or Not
pronunciation key: SA-va-teeeez
- "Once Upon a Time, I was a Perdue Chicken."
- (to dog) "You Smell Like Dog."
- She's got two of 'ems.
- Kattles... sounds like skittles...
- KATTLES: TASTE THE RAINBOW.
- two-year-olds communicate with much aid from onomotopoeia.
- Prince Ali, gotta go pee under a nut tree, got a nut stuck up his butt permanently.
- It puts the lotion on it's skin.
- a "racecar" backwards is "in reverse".
- Robert Newton invented Pirates.
- Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match! Find me a find, catch me a catch!
- "Wan' see bwue tigah!?"
- Teacher! He's tickling me!
- Writing the name of your favorite actor (e.g. Gilbert Gottfried) on the sole of your foot is all the rage in Paris.
- The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
- Bacchanalia is fun!
- Louie, Louie, yeah yeah yeah yeah, we gotta go. Louie, Louie, whoa baby, we gotta go now. A fine little girl, she wait for me, I catch the ship across the sea, while on the ship, I dream she there, I smell the rose in her hair, ah, Louie Louie...
- whoa, baby, we gotta go.
- The Lemon Pipers were a 1960's One Hit Wonder.
- So were the Buffalo Springfeild.
- So were the Beatles... NOT!
- Lisa smells like Listerine.
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