Savatis' Beleive It Or Not

Savatis' Beleive It Or Not Savatis' Beleive It Or Not
pronunciation key: SA-va-teeeez

"Once Upon a Time, I was a Perdue Chicken."
(to dog) "You Smell Like Dog."
She's got two of 'ems.
Kattles... sounds like skittles...
KATTLES: TASTE THE RAINBOW.
two-year-olds communicate with much aid from onomotopoeia.
Prince Ali, gotta go pee under a nut tree, got a nut stuck up his butt permanently.
It puts the lotion on it's skin.
a "racecar" backwards is "in reverse".
Robert Newton invented Pirates.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match! Find me a find, catch me a catch!
"Wan' see bwue tigah!?"
Teacher! He's tickling me!
Writing the name of your favorite actor (e.g. Gilbert Gottfried) on the sole of your foot is all the rage in Paris.
The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
Bacchanalia is fun!
Louie, Louie, yeah yeah yeah yeah, we gotta go. Louie, Louie, whoa baby, we gotta go now. A fine little girl, she wait for me, I catch the ship across the sea, while on the ship, I dream she there, I smell the rose in her hair, ah, Louie Louie...
whoa, baby, we gotta go.
The Lemon Pipers were a 1960's One Hit Wonder.
So were the Buffalo Springfeild.
So were the Beatles... NOT!
Lisa smells like Listerine.
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