yeah, here are some 'tree horoscopes'. *nods* just look at them.
Apple Tree, LOVING
(Dec.23rd-Jan.1st)&(June.25th-July.4th) Often slight in build, Apple trees are very charming, lovable, and attractive. They are also adventurous, sensitive, and sweet. Apple Tree's are generous people who live for today. They're also good at science. You'll find a carefree daydreamer with a super imagination in a Apple tree.
Fir Tree, MYSTERIOUS
(Jan.2nd-11th)(July.5th-14th) Fir Trees exhibit extraordinary taste, dignity, and talent. But watch out, Firs can be moody and stubborn, not to mention Mysterious. Because they're reliable and like-able, they also have many friends.
Elm Tree, NOBLE-MINDED
(Jan.12th-24th)(July.15th-25th) Elm trees are cheerful, honest, and practical. You'll also find them to be fashionable and forgiving. Elms make good leaders and often tend to make decisions for others. Noble-minded and generous, they are always good to share a laugh with.
Cypress Tree, FAITHFUL
(Jan.25th-Feb.3rd)&(July.26th-Aug.4th) Don't mess with Cypress Trees. They're strong, adaptable, and faithful. Cypress Tree's tend to be very creative with an optimistic attitude and passion for life. They don't usually like to be alone.
Poplar Tree, UNCERTAIN
(Feb.4th-8th)(May.1st-14th)(August 5th-13th) Poplar Trees like to walk on the wild side. They're cool, courageous, and sometimes indecisive. Poplar Tree's enjoy fashion, pleasant surroundings, and take friendships seriously. With their artistic nature they tend to be disorganized, but nevertheless, they are extremely reliable.
Cedar Tree, CONFIDENT
(Feb.9th-18th)(Aug.14th-23rd) Healthy, outgoing, self-confident, Cedar Trees are determined to put all their talents to good use. Quick decision-makers, they are often in leadership positions.Be careful! Cedar Tree's can sometimes be condescending and impatient.
Pine Trees, PARTICULAR
(Feb.19th-28th)(Aug.24th-Sept.2nd) Pine Tree's love to be with friends, enjoy creatures comforts. These trustworthy nature-types also happen to make very good friends. However, sometimes they give up alittle to easily. They also have very distinct taste in things.
Weeping Willow Tree, MELANCHOLY
(Mar.1st-10th)(Sept.3rd-12th) Attractive, empathic dreamers, Weeping Willow Tree's love to travel. Often restless, they are emotional but honest and true. Their strong intuition keeps them out of trouble.
Lime Tree, DOUBTING
(Mar.11th-20th)(Sept.13th-22nd) Lime Trees keep themselves cool, calm, and collected. They dislike fighting and avoid stressful situations. They can be doubtful of others' unrealistic promises. But understanding the true value of friendship, these loyal Lime Tree's don't mind making sacrifices for their pals. Pay attention though, they can sometimes be green with envy.
Hazelnut Tree, EXTRAORDINARY
(Mar.22nd-31st)(Sept.24th-Oct.3rd) Charming, undemanding, understanding, these sweet tree's know how to make a good impression. Not afraid to stick up for what is right, Hazelnut Tree's are tolerant and honest.
Rowan Tree, SENSITIVE
(Apr.1st-10th)(Oct.4th-13th) Cheerful Rowan Trees have a deep love for life. Energetic and passionate, these talented trees are often artistic, sensitive, and independent.
Maple Tree, INDEPENDENT
(Apr.11th-20th)(Oct.14th-23rd) Imaginative and original, Maple Trees are often shy yet ambitious. These independent quick-learners are able to deal well when life gets a bit complicated.
Walnut Tree, PASSIONATE
(Apr.21st-30th)(Oct.24th-Nov.11th) Full of contrasts, passionate Walnut Tree's are known for their spontaneity and unlimited ambition. Often admired by others for their talents, they can sometimes be difficult.
Chestnut Tree, HONEST
(May.15th-24th)(Nov.12th-21st) Chestnut Tree's have a strong sense of justice and problem-solving. Vivacious and sensitive, they sometimes feel misunderstood. They are often very beautiful.
Ash Tree, AMBITIOUS
(May.25th-June 3rd)(Nov.22nd-Dec.1st) Ambitious, intelligent, and impulsive, Ash trees are very hardworking, reliable, and yet, at the same time, very playful. You'll find these trees trustworthy and true.
Hornbeam Tree, TASTEFUL
(June.4th-13th)(Dec.2nd-11th) Hornbeam Tree's appreciate the finer things in life. With good taste and a love of life, they tend to be dreamy and highly creative, confident, but sometimes distrusting.
Fig Tree, SENSIBLE
(June.14th-23rd)(December.12th-21st) Strong and independent, Fig Tree's have a great sense of humor. They also have a practical side and are very intelligent.
Oak Tree, ROBUST
(March 21st) Courageous Oak Tree's are extremely sensible and strong. They have both feet firmly planted on the ground.
Birch Tree, INSPIRING
(June 24th) Vivacious and elegant, these friendly trees are very approachable. Birches dislike excess and vulgarity. Their tolerant, calming, careful nature makes for a good friend.
Olive Tree, WISE
(September 23rd) Loving sun, warmth, and kindness, Olive Tree's are balanced people. Their cheerful calm makes them sensitive to others. Often very sophisticated, these trees love to read.
Beech Tree, CREATIVE
(December 22nd) Beech trees have good taste, are well organized and very goal-oriented. They make good leaders. These imaginative types often make an effort to stay healthy and fit.