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Random Thoughts
There was a Marine deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up AND she wants her picture back.
So the Marine does what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note: I don't remember which one you are, please remove your picture and send the rest back!
We all know that it isn't "polite" to use the F-word. However, there have been ten times in history where the "F" word has been acceptable for use:
10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1999
And Number 1 . . . drum roll please . . . .
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." -Saddam Hussein, 2003
BryanFury69: I'd like to see a Chinese hardcore gangster rapper
BryanFury69: see how fast WW3 breaks out
Only in Dundalk: i'd think a hindu one would be better lol
BryanFury69: LOL
BryanFury69: the Croc Hunter
Only in Dundalk: the jews and arabs need to get in on the rap scene. I can see it now, Instead of East Coast against West Coast, It'll be West Bank v east bank
BryanFury69: hahaha
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