I'm not sure why the fuck people are saying that Kobe Bryant raped some bitch. Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. My man, Kobe has enough money in his contract to guarantee him pussy for the rest of his life. He could be the ugliest fuck on the face of the planet and he would still get laid just for the simple fact that he's a multi-millionaire. Now while I dont think that Kobe raped the cheap whore, I do believe he fucked up somewhere. I'm sure that Kobe has had his share of groupies no matter how hot his wife may be. Usually they'll pick up the groupies, do their thing, and hit them off with a gift or 2 and then they both move on with their lives. Mr. Bryant may have gotten too big for his britches and decided "hey! I'm a superstar. This bitch should be satisfied with the fact that I picked her to blow a load in tonight." Big mistake, my negroid friend. Big mistake. Now this brawd, having a little bit a brains obviously, decides to get him up on rape charges, knowing that he wouldnt want any legal confrontation, hoping for a rather large settlement. HA! Dumass decides to fight it. Personally I hope he goes to jail just for the simple fact of him being the dumbest of the dumbshits I've ever had the misfortune of slandering. So Mr Bryant...I have but one thing t say to you...HAHAHAAHAHA U DUMASS!! Fuck you everybody and to all a good night.
Who the FUCK would want Ah-nold Schwarzenegger to run their state?!? I wouldnt even let the fucker run my bath watter!! This guy has to be the dumbest summummabitch to ever disgrace God's green earth. Whats next? Michael Jackson opening a daycare?!? The Klan opening a black youth outreach program?! First off the dude can barely speakin english. You cant undersand the jew bastard through that thick ass accent, sounding like the dog from Tiny Toon Adventures (properly named Arnold). Just becuz the anal slut can pretend to be a cyborg from the future, the public goes and votes him into a government position. No. Wait. Ah-nold isnt to blame. Its YOU assholes. Who the FUCK struck yo in the head?? Cmon! Ah-nold? For Fucks Sake, why didnt you assholes just go wit Gary Coleman.Could you really do any worse? I bet the porn star wouldve done better. Ah-nold is the reason I support stricter immigration laws. Who knows, next governor might be a mexican!! A fuckin darkie leprechaun. For all of you who voted for Ah-nold, I hope you drown in your own fecies and revert toa pool of primordial ooze, you sick fucks of human beings. As for Ah-nold "FUCK OFF...if u want to live."
Is it just me or should this Iraq shit have been over months ago. You mean to tell me that the United States of America...the strongest nation in the civilized world, couldnt take over a shithole, kitty litter country ike Iraq? We can beat all pig fuck outta Britain and Russia on numerous occassions but we cant take care of a few camel jockey's roamin around the fucking desert? You have gaul to say that our "great" country can find tax evaders every second of the day but we cant scope out that Saddam fuck or Osama Bin Smokin?? You will never see Osama's ass again, save for those kike ass tapes they find every other day. Osama is the real life Tony Montana. He's probably over here in California (under control of the Kindergarten Cop) married to a white girl, with a fresh hair cut. Laughing at our government for being such asses. Proud to be an american indeed! Land of the dumb and the home of the mentally incapacitated. I'm gettin the fuck outta here. Fuck you G W I'm goin to Canada...give me a ring when u stop Ter and Ter-ists.
Whats up with these chicks at the mall? Either theyre 12, not interested, taken, or got something wrong with them. Som wildebeast lookin bitches tryin to pick up guys lookin like a fuckin sea donkey. Dude dont fuckin touch me. Keep your Slimer lookin ass atleast 30 ft away at all times or else I'll donkey punch you!
