COOKIES, NOT CARROTS!!!!!!!!!
Children's Television Workshop, creators of the much-beloved institution Sesame Street recently revealed that there would be some changes to the celebrated children's show this season (see article below).
The most egregious of these changes is the Cookie Monster now preaching that cookies are a "sometimes food." This goes against nature. The Cookie Monster is the Cookie Monster solely because he eats cookies, and nothing but. How can he be the Cookie Monster if he eats cookies only "sometimes?"
Upon the discovery of this news, five angsty teenagers (code name: Planeteers) banded together and summoned a sixth (code name: Captain Planet". We are those six. It is our aim to restore the Cookied One to his former glory by making cookies an "anytime food."
It should be noted that our secondary aim is to destroy all parking attendants.
Interested in joining? Contact us at ProtestersAgainstCookieTyranny@gmail.com!
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