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We have some killer releases coming out over the next couple of months.

Still mourning the death of ex-member ‘Winfield Anger’, ‘Armstrong Hangover’ have released their most emotional record to date ‘Coronary Die Pass’. Every song on this album is a power ballad utilising the 90 piece ‘Clotsonton Symphony Orchestra’, ‘St. Trindian’s Anglican Boys Choir’ and guitars, guitars, guitars.

Following the romantic interlude between ‘Sunnio Headband’ and ‘Lettuce Burger’s’ ‘Julie Flamant’, Headband has provided guest vocals on ‘Lettuce Burger’s’ new album ‘Electric Hammer’. Headband and Flamant sizzle on tracks such as ‘I wanna ram ewe’ and ‘Death in the head (Baby needs some lovin’)’. ‘We were naked during the vocal takes’ says Headband ‘it was awesome’. ‘I find an erect phallus truly inspirational’ adds Flamant. Original producer ‘Norton Van Roon’ walked out due to the sexually explicit nature of the lyrics and the raunchy studio antics of the drug soaked pair. However, convicted robber and infamous Svengali ‘Chip Bornton’ quickly took up production duties. Bornton encouraged the pair to push the boundaries even further with ‘Dancin’ On (Hot Street Kid)’ where all vocals were recorded during a torrid hour of sexual intercourse. Bornton told friends that he loved being in the studio and that his gain was Norton’s loss.

‘Angelo Cornbrass’, producer and head of ‘Black Nemesis Records’ (a subsidiary of Norse Code) is pleased to announce the release of the eagerly awaited ‘Blood Flood’ album ‘Violent Disaster’. Violent Disaster or ‘VD’ as lead singer ‘Cory Rodge’ calls it is a power packed double album that is sure to be on every CD rack by Christmas. CD one is the angry hatecore that we have come to expect from the Townton lads. However, CD 2 reveals a more gentle side to the band. The addition of windchimest ‘Don Rentoro’ has given the band a chance to expand and explore. ‘We decided to really get the most out of the Donster’ says Rodge ‘I guess before he joined the band I was just full of venom, blood, muscle, bone, cartilage, marrow, guts and shit but the Donster’s chimes reminded me that I also have a heart and not just a heart that pumps the blood and hate around my body but a heart that can feel shit like emotions. That’s where ‘Hold me in the morning (Fire and ice)’ came from.’ And it seems that Blood Flood’s new direction is pleasing the men at top rating commercial radio station ‘WIKD FM’. After a large cheque and a massive campaign of wining and dining WIKD programme manager ‘Robert Chinchest’ has put ‘Hold me in the morning (Fire and Ice) on high rotation. Rodge is philosophical about his new found fame ‘The only way is up, baby’ he said from his corporate bathtub after snorting cocaine from a ornate, silver, pre-Victorian mirror.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds"

Robert Oppenheimer

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