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*Note: You should probably read the Very Secret Diaries before reading this or else parts of it will make absolutely no sense.
And now I present...
The Eldrond Conspiracy

1. Why did Elrond bring Isildur to the Cracks of Doom to destroy the Ring?
Elrond’s Story: Isildur was corrupted by the Ring. Even after I urged him frantically to drop it, he turned around and kept it!! Men are a virus!!! Woops. Did I say that out loud??
Isildur’s Story: He wanted it! But it’s MINE! MY OWN!!! MY PREC…*Isiuldur shot by orc*
The Real Story: Elrond won Isildur’s trust on their journey to the Cracks of Doom. At the last minute, Elrond told Isuldur destroying the Ring was a very bad idea. Elrond said that he was getting evil “vibes” from the volcano. Elrond continued to say that Sauron was one with the Cracks of Doom and that was why he was getting evil “vibes”. Dropping the Ring would restore Sauron.
2. What happened to Isildur?
Elrond’s Story: The Ring betrayed him.
The Real Story: Elrond killed Isildur to get the Ring, but Isildur fell into the River and the Ring was lost. While Elrond searched for it, he ran into some of the still-alive-for-some-odd-reason-orcs. Of course, the orcs made fun of Elrond’s purple ensemble. Not being able to handle the criticism, Elrond let the Ring be and went home to Rivendell.
3. Why did Elrond help the Fellowship form?
Elrond’s Story: I wanted evil to leave the Earth for good.
Gandalf’s Story: HE formed the Fellowship?!? That was MY idea!!!!
The Real Story: Plan A, for Elrond, was tricking everyone to appoint him ring bearer. Then the Ring would finally be his. Unfortunately for him, Frodo got appointed ring bearer and Elrond did not even become a member of the Fellowship. Plan B was to allow Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas join the Fellowship. He figured Merry and Pippin were young and reckless hobbits (in need of fancying). They would eventually reveal the Fellowship to the Enemy (accidentally of course). Boromir and Aragorn would be too busy fighting over hobbits to worry bout anything else. Legolas and Gimli would carry on the usual elves vs. dwarf conflict. Who knew Plan B would fail too.
4. Why did Elrond not want Arwen to marry Aragorn?
Elrond’s Story: He’s only human. He shall DIE and Arwen shall be alone in the world, sad and depressed.
Aragorn’s Story: I’m not really sure why. I’m a good-looking King of Men. The best anyone could ever find. I even resisted the temptations of Eowyn. Maybe it was something to do with that conversation I heard Elrond having with a giant eye… wait a minute! The pieces are beginning to come together! Elrond… *Aragorn is at this time muffled by Elron*
Arwen’s Story: All it is, is a father being overprotective of his daughter. Though… Aragorn did agree with me when I said purple wasn’t Daddy’s color...
Legolas’ Story: He wants her to marry meeeee!!!!! I’m hotter than Aragorn AND I live forever. Need I say more?
Gimli’s Story: No comment.
Frodo’s Story: How the Dead Marshes am I supposed to know?
Sam’s Story: Well… Aragorn is quite the PHF…
Merry’s Story: I thought he liked me!!! *Tear
Pippin’s Story: Ditto
Boromir’s Story: HE’S A PHF WHO IS AFTER THE RING!!!! HE’LL USE IT AG… *Boromir shot by orc*
Gandalf’s Story: I rather think they make a cute couple. I don’t understand Elrond’s problem.
Galadriel’s Story: That son-in-law of mine was always stubborn. Quite frankly, I would have had my daughter marry Aragorn over Elrond, if only she’d waited a millennium or so to get married……
The Real Story: Elrond feared Aragorn knew his secret. He also was acting as an overprotective father and was still slightly annoyed with Aragorn for agreeing with Arwen about Elrond’s purple ensemble. But mostly, he was afraid Aragorn new his deepest, darkest, secret, that no one could find out about or all was lost for his evil plans!!!!! Bwahahaha!!!!
5. If Elrond is so evil, why did he heal Frodo when he was stabbed with the Morgol blade?
Elrond’s Story: He was about to pass into darkness!!! I did it out of the goodness of my heart!!!!
Frodo’s Story: Do I look like Elrond? How am I supposed to know? I’m just glad he did!!!!
Galadriel’s Story: They could have brought him to me. I AM the Lady of the Wood and all.
The Real Story: The Valar made him do it. They knew he was the only one with the power to do so. Pity he had to turn to darkness.
6. Elrond wanted Arwen to go to the Grey Havens. Why?
Elrond’s Story: I wanted Arwen to be with her own people and live happily ever after.
Arwen’s Story: He did not want me to marry Elessar!!!! *Obviously very mad
Aragorn’s Story: What the Morgorth!! When did this happen?
The Real Story: Though Elrond didn’t want Arwen marrying Aragorn, that wasn’t his main reason for making her go. He really didn’t want his daughter to know his true evil, which was about to fully surface.