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*Note: You should probably read the Very Secret Diaries before reading this or else parts of it will make absolutely no sense.
And now I present...
The Eldrond Conspiracy
1. Why did Elrond bring Isildur to the Cracks of Doom to destroy the Ring?
Elronds Story: Isildur was corrupted by the Ring. Even after I urged him frantically to drop it, he turned around and kept it!! Men are a virus!!! Woops. Did I say that out loud??
Isildurs Story: He wanted it! But its MINE! MY OWN!!! MY PREC *Isiuldur shot by orc*
The Real Story: Elrond won Isildurs trust on their journey to the Cracks of Doom. At the last minute, Elrond told Isuldur destroying the Ring was a very bad idea. Elrond said that he was getting evil vibes from the volcano. Elrond continued to say that Sauron was one with the Cracks of Doom and that was why he was getting evil vibes. Dropping the Ring would restore Sauron.
2. What happened to Isildur?
Elronds Story: The Ring betrayed him.
The Real Story: Elrond killed Isildur to get the Ring, but Isildur fell into the River and the Ring was lost. While Elrond searched for it, he ran into some of the still-alive-for-some-odd-reason-orcs. Of course, the orcs made fun of Elronds purple ensemble. Not being able to handle the criticism, Elrond let the Ring be and went home to Rivendell.
3. Why did Elrond help the Fellowship form?
Elronds Story: I wanted evil to leave the Earth for good.
Gandalfs Story: HE formed the Fellowship?!? That was MY idea!!!!
The Real Story: Plan A, for Elrond, was tricking everyone to appoint him ring bearer. Then the Ring would finally be his. Unfortunately for him, Frodo got appointed ring bearer and Elrond did not even become a member of the Fellowship. Plan B was to allow Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas join the Fellowship. He figured Merry and Pippin were young and reckless hobbits (in need of fancying). They would eventually reveal the Fellowship to the Enemy (accidentally of course). Boromir and Aragorn would be too busy fighting over hobbits to worry bout anything else. Legolas and Gimli would carry on the usual elves vs. dwarf conflict. Who knew Plan B would fail too.
4. Why did Elrond not want Arwen to marry Aragorn?
Elronds Story: Hes only human. He shall DIE and Arwen shall be alone in the world, sad and depressed.
Aragorns Story: Im not really sure why. Im a good-looking King of Men. The best anyone could ever find. I even resisted the temptations of Eowyn. Maybe it was something to do with that conversation I heard Elrond having with a giant eye wait a minute! The pieces are beginning to come together! Elrond *Aragorn is at this time muffled by Elron*
Arwens Story: All it is, is a father being overprotective of his daughter. Though Aragorn did agree with me when I said purple wasnt Daddys color...
Legolas Story: He wants her to marry meeeee!!!!! Im hotter than Aragorn AND I live forever. Need I say more?
Gimlis Story: No comment.
Frodos Story: How the Dead Marshes am I supposed to know?
Sams Story: Well Aragorn is quite the PHF
Merrys Story: I thought he liked me!!! *Tear
Pippins Story: Ditto
Boromirs Story: HES A PHF WHO IS AFTER THE RING!!!! HELL USE IT AG *Boromir shot by orc*
Gandalfs Story: I rather think they make a cute couple. I dont understand Elronds problem.
Galadriels Story: That son-in-law of mine was always stubborn. Quite frankly, I would have had my daughter marry Aragorn over Elrond, if only shed waited a millennium or so to get married
The Real Story: Elrond feared Aragorn knew his secret. He also was acting as an overprotective father and was still slightly annoyed with Aragorn for agreeing with Arwen about Elronds purple ensemble. But mostly, he was afraid Aragorn new his deepest, darkest, secret, that no one could find out about or all was lost for his evil plans!!!!! Bwahahaha!!!!
5. If Elrond is so evil, why did he heal Frodo when he was stabbed with the Morgol blade?
Elronds Story: He was about to pass into darkness!!! I did it out of the goodness of my heart!!!!
Frodos Story: Do I look like Elrond? How am I supposed to know? Im just glad he did!!!!
Galadriels Story: They could have brought him to me. I AM the Lady of the Wood and all.
The Real Story: The Valar made him do it. They knew he was the only one with the power to do so. Pity he had to turn to darkness.
6. Elrond wanted Arwen to go to the Grey Havens. Why?
Elronds Story: I wanted Arwen to be with her own people and live happily ever after.
Arwens Story: He did not want me to marry Elessar!!!! *Obviously very mad
Aragorns Story: What the Morgorth!! When did this happen?
The Real Story: Though Elrond didnt want Arwen marrying Aragorn, that wasnt his main reason for making her go. He really didnt want his daughter to know his true evil, which was about to fully surface.
Posted by rebellion2/lotrfreak
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Updated: Thursday, 21 October 2004 5:25 PM EDT
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