Jon Snow: Not just a man, a Legend

• Jon Snow kills an animal. Every day.
• Jon Snow once had sex with 4 women in one night. They all died.
• Jon Snow kills jews and lays his larvae inside their corpses.
• Jon Snow smokes cigarettes. And doesnt even think twice about it.
• The Bible was written, and illustrated by Jon Snow. It is about Jon Snow.
• Hitler was Jon Snow in a costume.
• Jon Snow can lift 3 times his body weight.
• Jon Snow is not a faggot. He hates faggots.
• Jon Snow uses a lighter to masturbate.
• When Jon Snow has an inch, he uses a rusty knife to scratch it. Rusty.
• Everytime he kills an animal his penis grows an inch.
• Jon Snow raped Helen Keller. And didnt even think twice about it.
• Jon Snow douses his morning coffee in LSD.
• When Jon Snow makes eye contact with a woman, they instantly have their period.
• Jon Snows phone number is 8 numbers long.

Jon Snows Favorite Activities

Jon Snow doesnt tolerate people. Or animals. Jon Snow hates everyone. If you think hes your friend, hes not. He using you to fuck you and your family. All dogystyle n shit. No rubbers. jon Snow eats rubbers in his cereal. Used. Jon Snow is fully evolved. Jon Snow has no freckles. Research shows that 80% of Jon's life is spent taking lives. And virginities.