Have you ever dreamed of earning extra money, helping the nation and doing absolutely nothing, all at the same time?
Well that is no longer a dream, now you can!
By adopting a paki, you can have your very own corner shop earning an income, all you have to do is give up one room in your house for every 13 paki`s you adopt, it`s that simple! They live in their own part of the house and you need to do absolutely nothing! Call now and your neighbour will also recieve a free one, get your neighbourhood in on the act now and soon you will have your very own Mini-Mart, before you know it, you`ll become a white paki, laerning old tricks and phrases such as "something for the change?" and "this is not a library!"
Don`t delay, call today, you know it makes sense, you will also recieve a weekly ration for each of your new residents, you have nothing to lose! (Except maybe you`re wife)
Each week you will recieve the following for each resident;
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