THIS WEEKS CHARITY

HELPLESS EFFORTS LIVING in PARKHEAD
H.E.L.P
52 Buckfast Abbey
That big buldin next tae the giro place
Glesga
Ya Bass
stephenelect7796@aol.com
stephenelect7796@aol.com

Well, folks, it`s generosity time, and this weeks charity couldn`t be more deserving.

Following a tremendous earthquake at the weekend, many folks in the parkhead area were badly shaken, some of the damage was extremely distressing

>Many neds were woken before their giro`s arrived

>An estimated 3 bottles of Buckfast were spilled

>One man claimed "Ah near shit masell!"

However, YOU can make a difference, with just a small donotion of a tenner, you can help achieve the following;

Buy the necessary 500 bottles of Buckfast for the stricken masses,

Help to pay for Sellic taps fur the weans

Allow these people to get back to sleeping 15 hours a day

And most importantly, kit the neds out in trackie trousers and ASDA 4 stripe trainers.

REMEMBER, A FIVER WILL ALLOW A NED TO HIRE A TAXI, BUT GIVE HIM THE TOOLS HE NEEDS TO NICK HIS OWN CAR AND HE WON`T HAVE TO WALK ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN! YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!