Don`t Fuck Anyone!

Two gays,Chad and Max were riding in the bedroom when the phone rang, so Max says to Chad, "Dont cum with out me okay." Well when Max comes back, he tells Chad, "I have to pick someone up from the hospital, I'll be back in an hour, and don't fuck anyone while I'm out or I'll kick your tiny fucking ass you little bitch." Chad nodded and agreed. Well, about an hour later, Max comes through the door to look for Chad in the bedroom. He walks in, and there is a thick layer of spunk all over the walls, on the ceiling dripping down, on the rugs, over everything. Max is going ballistic. "What the fuck! I told you not to fuck anyone you little shit!" Chad cowers in the corner and screams, "I didn't fuck anyone! I just farted!"

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