George W. Bush

Our featured Jackass is none other than The Man Who Had No Mandate, the bumbling, moronic Dubya himself. While plotting his little "war" on terrorism, he's managed to escalate anti-American feeling abroad to the point that 9/11 has become overshadowed by this "man's" lust for the need to make some sort of name for himself in the annals of American history. Yes, he may be the man who started World War III. It makes the mind frazzle when one thinks of how differently the world would be today had al Queda taken out Bush and his sidekick, the even more mornoic, John Ashcroft. Osama bin Sloppy. Let's just hope that this will be quick and our men and women of the armed forces all come back safely. And hopefully Americans will wise up and vote this fool out of office next time around.



"Of course Bush knew about the impending attacks on America . He did nothing to warn the American people, because he needed this war on terrorism . His daddy had Saddam and he needed Osama. His presidency was going nowhere. He wasn't elected by the American people, but placed in the Oval Office by the conservative Supreme Court; the economy was sliding into the usual Republican pits and he needed something to hang his presidency on. This guy is a joke. His silence was sleazy and contemptible." ----------Lt.Colonel Steve Butler