Week of March 16'th 2003

The Good ******************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Last week, ORTHO pesticides international released a new groundbreaking product. New: SCRAM DOG AND CAT REPELLENT (see picture) promises to "repel dogs and cats for 12 to 24 hours when applied liberally". At last, our cat/dog related woes will be relived. ******************************************************************************************************************************************************************** The Bad: ******************************************************************************************************************************************************************** My stock in Clorets gum dropped by four points last night. ******************************************************************************************************************************************************************** The Ugly: ******************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Feline mortality rates world wide have tripled in the last seven days... authorities are still baffled... ********************************************************************************************************************************************************************

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