"Usher in the bots on a cloud of green."
~Bill McKibbon

"Worry is meditation carried out by realists."
~Unknown

"Oh wad some power the giftie gie us To see oursels as others see us."
~Robert Burns

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
~Friedrich Nietzsche

"The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have used to acquire it."
~Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else."
~Umberto Eco

"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."
~Joe Ancis