Whahahaha! No one can stop me and my precious
hurricane!"
"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful
than we thought."
"Oh really? How so?"
"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory
five and is proceeding to take over the
lower region of the
united states."
"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the Unites States shall belong to
me!"
"..."
"Mr President?..."
"Send in the Power Rangers"
*Power Rangers Theme*
"Good luck, Rangers"
"What?! The Power Rangers?!"
Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this
witch!"
Rest: "Right!"
"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"
"Hurricane?"
"WTF?"
"Use your Dragonzord!!"
"I likes Dragonzord."
"ROOOOOOAAARRRRZZZ!!!!11one!!"
"Oh noes!"
"Mr. President I believe we are winning!"
"I can't watch!!!"
"Ha Ha, Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5
Hurricane!"
"I believe in you, Power Rangers."
"R-ROARZ! Dragonzord can't take anymore!"
"Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast Mr. President?"
"No. No. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their
weapons of mass destruction."
"But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?"
"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"
"Ready to give up the United states to me?!?"
"....."
"Well, are you?"
"....."
"...???"
"....."
"...???!!!"
"....."
"...?!?!?!!!"
Cheney: "No."
"NO!!!"
"Only I can sentence the citizens of Texas to death."
"Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately
to assist the Power Rangers."
"Sir, everyone's fighting Iraq right now."
"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"
Red Ranger: "Crap, we're all doomed"
"Sergent, lik, what's the status?"
Sergent: "Seems like the hurricane is
approaching. The Power Rangers deployed their Megazord
by the coast, sir."
"Oh Snapz! Megaz0rz Go!!!"
"Sir, is the Megazord enuff?"
"You underes...under-est...und...undesti...condemn teh
Power Ranj0rz? You sir are stripped of your rank!"
Red Ranger: "Alright guys. Let's tame this
hurricane!"
"Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my
hurricane!"
"I like gooooooooooooold."
*Who0o0o0o0o0o0o0osh*
"May god save America...!"
Bush: "g2g brb"
All: "The president is LEAVING?"
"George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!"
"Hekllo, where da hell did he go?"
Later that day...
ZORDON: "RANGERS!, Some idiot has brokin in the
lab, and I don't What is going on now!!"..
"wtf!?"
Then..
Hey guys!
All in Megazord: "Who the heck?!"
Tommy!??
Tommy:Wtf?,I'm right here!!
"...?!?!?!!!"
"Sup dudes..its me!"
"Wtf is going on here?."
Bush:"Ultra White House MegaZord
Transform!"
"wtf?!"
"Wtf?!"
"WTF?!"
"WTF?!"
"WTF?!"
I had to repost this!
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"Rawwr!"
TO BE CONTINUED!