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MOMMA JOKES

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around here, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Gaurd go left, and Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning,by the afternoon, they're flats.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, that under
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, elephants started throwing her peanuts.

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