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I made this story for Liturature class on, because i tried to volunteer to do as many things as i could. One i was to do was make a story and read it. It was rad in class i don't know if anyone was paying attention though.
One time a long time ago when geese still goosed freely, when weasels of all sizes ate only the fruit of the Eucalyptus tree, there was a great power held within a silver vial kept in the largest tree of all. There was a small hippopotamus named Mrs. Dingleberry. Now Mrs. Dingelberry being the inquisitive mammal she is, was very curious about the super power said to make everything a very shinny lavender color. Lavender happened to be her favorite color, so she ate concord grapes everyday in hopes to become a beautiful lavender color from the inside out. Mrs. Dingleberry is very fashionable. She is always criticizing the way other hippos lacked any brightness at all. Now because of her enormously large tongue, Mrs. Dingleberry was always made fun of by all of the other animals in her swamp. This was always troubling her precious conscience, which she was about to lose. Well one day while mud soaking in the ruins of the old church which the alligators built, it was destroyed by the Nazi crocodiles, she happened to sit right down a large pointy object. The hippo wondered what it was and so she opened the enormous gap that held the humongous tongue her head right down in the sludge of mud and other brown filth and brought up a very peculiarly looking artifact. It was in the shape of an olephant, the early ancestor of the well known elephant. Well the trunk of the olephant was about twice the size of it’s body, as were most back in the day, making Mrs. Dingleberry realize that it was the large trunk that poked her hind quarters. As she started to look over the brown object she noticed a small inscription on the back. Though she could not read it, there was a very distinct feeling in the pit of her bowls that this trinket was the key to finding the all-colorful power. So without even cleaning off the mass of tongue, she put it right back in her mouth and went on her way to the underground tunnel of Mole. Now Mole was a blind fellow with a sharp British accent that everyone hated. Because of the outrageous accent, Mole was banished from the skies and all above ground to a life of earth by the crocodiles. While inside the tunnel Mole found Mrs. Dingleberry and asked why she was here. She replied with a sharp awkwardness of crudity by saying the narrator doesn’t know how the real story went and needed to rethink the plot a little bit better. After Mole ran away to cry in a corner for some more crude remarks made by Mrs. Dingleberry about his accent and the narrator trying to make sense of how the rest of the story went, she was off to the Woods of Wood. By now the Woods of Wood was overrun by the everlasting population of termites, which had carved their own village from the wood in their liking always changing every detail of everything wooden down to the last ring around the table. The hippo went to the first wigwam or woodwam, wigwams were only used by the yaks of the United Hairdom (whose slogan was “You wear our hair”). Inside she found nothing but termites. She didn’t like termites, but she asked them where the tree could be found anyway. They didn’t answer. One more time she asked; this time there was a definite response. It was a small voice saying “Termites can’t talk moron”. Once she realized that it was coming from her own head, she then felt silly and went away to the Den of Weasels to ask where to find the tree that held the power. The weasels were very quick in there sly responses to say the tree is in kangaroo territory. Mrs. Dingleberry thanked them and went on her way once more. When she finally reached the tree it was about midnight so she decided to sleep. So right in front of the huge tree she laid down and slept. Two hours...three hours...eighteen hours...twentysix hours...thirty five hours... three days... five days... a week... a month... two years... six years... an eternity... whatever is after an eternity... forever. It seemed as though she would never wake up. Well Mrs. Dingleberry never did wake up. 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long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago one of the sneaky ones snatched that olephant idol and which lead him to the tree the same day she had come there. When the weasel used the trinket to open up to the inner depths of the tree a strange power was unleashed upon the world. Lavender was everywhere. Nothing moved anymore. The wind turned lavender. The power inside the tree was so great that it had turned the most covenanted thing of all. A life of none. A life of no life. A carefree existence. Nothing mattered, because everything was a grape. When everything is grape and anything is grape, then nothing has any purpose. There is no vine for to keep the grape healthy. It will do nothing. It needs no energy, because there isn’t anything to disturb it’s presence and be as it was in the beginning and end pointless. Without something to use the quantities of energy held within the lavender walls of the grape, it has no use. It is just there. Perfect in all its wonder, because nothing is to be judged when you’re a grape you can’t base any comparison on anything because it’s all the same. And if all were the same, then there would be no differences, no opinions, no questions, just nothing, that’s what it all amounts to in the beginning and end for a grape, nothing. There would be no color without any energy, no light, no heat. Grapes don’t need either just nothing. The energy holding the particles of the grape in place would neither be lost or multiplied. It would have nothing, just what it was and how it is. Sealed in itself without time, just there. The answer to life is grapes.