To my family & friends:
I want to say "Hello!" to my friends and family: Mom, Dad, Sissy, Bill, Holly, Mike B., Mike E., Shea, Brad, Kevin, Jason E., Jason L., Sophie, Cyndi, Pat, Marvia, Grandma, Grandpa, Marilyn, and all the others that couldn't fit in this little box! I love you all!!
To my Wonderful Boyfried,
I want you to know I love you very much and I can't wait for you to get home. I couldn't imagine my life without you. Not only are you my lover, but my bestfriend for life. I love you always and forever!
Love Yours Forever,
Mistina
25 Things NOT to say sot a naked man!!
1.I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2.Ahh, it's cute.
3.It's more fun to look at.
4.Make it dance.
5.You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
6.Wow, and your feet are so big.
7.Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
8.Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
9.Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10.My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
11.How sweet, you brought incense.
12.This explains your car.
13.Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
14.Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
15.All right, a treasure hunt!
16.Why is God punishing you?
17.But it still works, right?
18.I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
19.Aww, it's hiding.
20.Are you cold?
21.I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
22.Were you neutered?
23.Does it come with an air pump?
24.Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
25.Where's the rest of it?
SiLlY tHiNgS tO sAy!!!
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly...and for the same reason.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
I am having an out-of-money experience.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
He who laughs last , thinks slowest.
cOoL cRaP oN tHe WeB!!
PiRo?? Set your name on FIRE!
Have A Laugh, or 2!
Like to horse around??
Don't get TEKED off! Just laugh at it!
^Send a virtual card^
Saturday morning cartoons, every morning!
Get your own web page!!
~My 3 BEST friends~
