Your mama jokes
Mood:  silly
Your mama is so stupid that.......
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she
> >>>>called me to get my phone number.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
> >>>> >> >>>>box because it said "concentrate."
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she put lipstick on her forehead because she
> >>>> >> >>>>wanted to make up her mind.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she sent me a fax with a
> >>>> >>stamp on it.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she tried to drown a fish.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she got locked in a grocery
> >>>>store and starved to
> >>>> >> >>>>death.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she tripped over a cordless phone.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she took a ruler to bed to see how long she
> >>>> >> >>>>slept.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she studied for a blood test.
> >>>> >> >>>>
> >>>> >> >>>>she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home,she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the
22 bus
twice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign
that said "Airport Left" she turned around and
went home