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A poem for girls... > >>I shave my legs, >>I sit down to pee. >>And I can justify >>any shopping spree. >>Don't go to a barber, >>but a beauty salon. >>I can get a massage >>without a hard-on. >>I can balance the checkbook, >>I can pump my own gas. >>Can talk to my friends, >>about the size of my ass. >>My beauty's a masterpiece, >>and yes, it takes long. >>At least I can admit, >>to others when I'm wrong. >>I don't drive in circles, >>at any cost. >>And I don't have a problem, >>admitting I'm lost. >>I never forget, >>an important date. >>You just gotta deal with it, >>I'm usually late. >>I don't watch movies, >>with lots of gore. >>Don't need instant replay, >>to remember the score. >>I won't lose my hair, >>I don't get jock itch. >>And just cause I'm assertive, >>Don't call me a bitch. >>Don't say to your friends, >>Oh yeah, I can get her. >>In your dreams, my dear, >>I can do better! >>Flowers are okay, >>But jewelry's best. >>Look at me you idiot... >>Not at my chest???? >>I don't have a problem, >>With Expressing my feelings. >>I know when you're lying, >>You look at the ceiling. >>DON'T call me a GIRL , >>a BABE or a CHICK . >>I am a WOMAN. >Get it?, you DICK!?! > >>Now,you must tell this to at least 4 FEMALES or you will have a >HORRIBLE >streak of bad love life. >Plus it's funny, and all ladies should see this.
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Updated: Monday, 25 April 2005 11:58 AM EDT
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Updated: Monday, 25 April 2005 11:58 AM EDT
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