11.13.2005

Dear Yakvar,
hi

i have a major problem and i need ur help.  i just aquired herpasyphagonnalytis.
do you know of any cures around, cuz im too ashamed to go to the doctor

loc: ur mom

Sincerely,

Wack off WIlly

Dear Willy,
I've heard of this rare disease and have known a few whom have been infected. I made a few phonecalls to some associates and it has come to my attention that Herpasyphagonalitis while uncurable can be managed.

Put a little chicken shit on it
and call me in the morning

# -Yakvar @ 10:27 0 comments

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