Things To Do Before I Die
Scot Green Hoes
Go Here! It's funny as Shit!
Guard Site
'Nother Good One
Paul Frank is My Macho man!
~* This is to all yall (yep i said yall) who give me reasons to get up in the morning and keep me happy. If you keep smileing I prolly will too... (here this'll help) (Mal,Kel,GoGo) *Kelly why won't you sleep with me?!?! *I dropped a banana about /yay/ big, have you seen it? *Tell me something real...What like my name?!? *Did u see that shooting star? They're all shooting! *I know what boys like...BOYS LIKE ME! *MY NECK, MY BACK *What did you do this summer? (I wish I knew) *A-B : A-B o.h . m.y . g.o.d. *What d'ya do? (YER MOM) *10-8-02 (Y-lek turns 7) *PING-PONG *Why lek um when you can roll um? *Piniphobia!!!! (hmm or not) *My {i'm getting more action than you are} dance! *Corn Dogs + Chicken Nuggets (stress food) *Making Y-lek clean up her own puke! *Baking brownies! *cup-wall-trumpet-chair-cherries...CHERRIES! *Sex face! ha ha ha *Sh!t Face (Kel) *Fu#% Face (Me) *Sh!t Fu#% (Margs) *Fu#% Sh!t (Mal) *Tara Are We In Section Ten?!?!?!?!?! *Ahhh Ollies Make-up *Best In Show -down in louisiana where the HUH! -all natural white pistacio nut! *TARA NO MORE BUMPING UGLIES ON HYATT'S BED *(kel) when those 3 hot guy were out working with no shirts/and we invited them over/and i finally lured them in...and that night...ha ha ha ha *Swiming while the @#$%^&*)$'s were on that cruise *Planing on skiny-dipping @ Chris's *ha ha* *(margs) "Yea i think it's hot when guys cry" "so if i started to cry you'd give me head...common when i'm famous you will be able to say hey i *know* that guy" *Walking (barstard) home and falling on my ass. *YOU'RE to big to fit in here - to big to fit in here! *****Delirious*****ha ha ha ha ha ha *You want my body? (I know you do) *(kel) @ Micks party - Hey share the wealth - *Hey that dude slept in my bed (what was his name again?) *The Shower!!!!! Yea were taking one together, so? *Swimming in the pond! (you could see my black thong right though my wet pants!!...hey at least i had mine on at that point of time! *You Know You Wanna Hit That!! (i know) *Let me ride that donkey donkey! *Margo **Jarasic Park!!**Ahh *This is a pen. A what? A pen. A what? A pen. A what? A pen. This is a... *I think the pizza guy is begining to see a pattern *At Cluggies..."Yea i go to JMU" "I go to Ship." "I'm still in high school..." he bought it! *kelly and kenny sitting in a tree F>U>C....(that would be difficult) *I can see right up yer shorts "yea my undies are blue and they have a little dog named willard on them" (you laughed for like 10 mins straight) *The Pandas Are comming!!! ha ha (Mal) *Mini Me *When Kel flung the rice at me when i was making brownies that night...and i pinned her on the couch! *CHA CHA NOW ~ NOW IT'S TIME TO GET FUNKY! *So hows the itch **Topical Cream?!?!?!** *what the hell is wasle!? *Tara! Not in public! The old ppl will like, throw their bibles at you!!! (~whipped cream~) *pelvic trusts caused by the ice in my pants *"NO! I'm not gay!" "No-Its cool" LOL! *Hey you want some whipped cream?! (;P) *"tara you know it's really dumb that you have him drop you off over here, it's really obvious..." "what mal?..." *negative three inches *Alls I did was hit that...that's all *Don't worry it's only been like 5 mins *my legs are asleep...well that would be fun! *OMG i hate you soo much! *Chris won't tell me that dude's name *Filthy McNatsy *D.T. (don't try this at home) *your stang in kelly's yard while she was on her cruise. *the party...never again! i have never puked so much in my entire life...sky i WOULD have died if you weren't there...conner, sorry bout your 1st impression...steve (i'd do it again if i had the chance) *you guys comming up stairs (*DUMB BITCHES*) *the was the craziest birthday i will ever have! *your dirty mal your dirty *horse vally baby! *i didn't break the vent in your car!! *when were my legs up there..... *making whoppie! (says kelly) *....one word....PROM!!! That's all i can think of for now..if you think of new one's e-mail me LOL