Site Info:
History
Behind The Conspiracy:
A long long time ago...
The Birth Of Conspiracy Central.
Conspiracy Central was born in the corner of my mind about two full weeks before the site was
put up. The original intention of the site was just to harbor my: Volume 1 of Jared’s Conspiracies.
With the help of Dave this was accomplished in minutes. However, I realized that some of my
conspiracy theories were far to controversial to even post on the site. Thus, the second intention
of the site was just to have “previews” into what a person would find if they came to me and got a
full length copy of my conspiracies in packet form. This was still the intention when I began to
work with Alex on the site....(I’m computer challenged.)
But, when Alex offered to submit his own conspiracy theory, the door was blown open to the
possibility that the web site should carry others conspiracies as well as mine. Shortly after, I had
Alex change the site into something that didn’t premier my conspiracy theories, but a site that
would let other conspiracy theories incubate. Through working together, the site was changed
into Conspiracy Central from it’s former Jared’s Conspiracy Theories and a number of theories
have already been submitted.
Well...that’s the story of how this site came about...
-Jared
About Us
Alex and Jared?!?!?! Who are those guys?!?! And, why is Dave only mentioned a
few times?!?!?!! Why isn’t he an editor as well?!?!!?
Well folks, all of those questions can be explained....
Jared
Hey, my name is Jared. I am a friend of Alex’s and I helped create this site. Besides bumming
around at putt-putt, and then occasionally to the Hooters across the street I don’t do all that
much. Running is a big part of my life, I try to run a couple miles everyday but I haven’t taken a
run in the past two weeks! I blame it on my conflicting schedule, most other people call their
“conflicting schedules”...lazy.
Anyway, all the ideas for my conspiracy theories are either old jokes that I’ve told with my friends
for ages, or they happen spur of the moment! I’m working on getting more of mine on the site,
but the time it takes to type them...jeesh. Well other than me trying to learn guitar, I’m not doing
anything all that new. Enjoy your summer everyone...have fun in the sun, but laid in the shade.
Alex
Hey, I'm Alex. I love music more than most else...I've been playing guitar for 4 years and change, and have little better use for my time than playing with my band-who-still-doesn't-have-a-name. I do go downtown alot
I don't run if I can help it. But I can do more push-ups than I could a year ago, if that makes up for it. Jared makes me look bad in this department.
I've also gotten tired of polluting...you all gotta stop doing that. Seriously, it's dumb.
Cheers,
The Mystery That Remains...DAVE!
Dave is only mentioned a few times because he hasn’t been involved with large amounts of the
“meat” in the site...yet. Dave was the first person to help me with the site, he set up the HTML
address...etc. The only reason that Dave isn’t considered an editor really is because he is on the
computer less than Alex and I are on. I knew that Dave had some knowledge of how to use
angelfire.com web sites, and when he wasn’t on I figured if anyone else knows how to...it’s Alex.
Therefore, with the help of Alex we began to post the theories and read them over. Hence, editors
(even though most of the time I’ll still hand Alex a conspiracy theory to edit after I have read it
over, his grammar surpasses that of mine...hehe) It’s as simple as that folks...
Dave will receive even more credit when he turns in a conspiracy theory of his own! So, if any of
you out there know Dave’s number or email...bug him about sending in a conspiracy theory!!!
You just know he has one....he’s that mysterious.
-Jared
Leave Dave alone, he'd much prefer that, I think.
Disclaimer:
We feel as though, as with anytime someone is affiliated with a site such as this one,
one which contains explicit conspiracy theories on any topic imaginable (or so the goal is), a disclaimer is
necessary.
This site contains: conspiracy theories submitted by ourselves and others. These conspiracy theories
are NOT practical, they are NOT true, but they ARE intended to be taken lightly and in good humor. The majority of these conspiracies are jokes that have been passed around between a circle of friends, and are finally now getting published for the world to enjoy
Please, please, pleeaassse do not take offense to any material that may (or may not, for that matter) appear on this
site. All of it is intended to be humorous, even though we do occasionally fail at that. This site is
not intended to provoke hate towards, againts, or with anything or anyone. In essence...dont' be too uptight.
Thank You, Site editors: Jared and Alex
CONSPIRACY CENTRAL:
The Conspiracy Central Story.
In a galaxy far away...
-Jared
Alex
-Alex
Have fun reading our conspiracies and those of others,
