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Billion Dollar Bitch

Ever since her lackluster return one month ago, Stephanie has sought to claim Women's Championship gold for her waist. Now come the Royal Rumble, Stephanie has that opportunity once more. However, to get to this light at the end of the tunnel, she must prevail among women who've tasted the same gold, and who want it just as badly. The question now is, does Stephanie have what it takes to yet again, beat the odds?


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- Relaxation has a name -

ll-The Scene-ll Stephanie looks pretty uncomfortable, lying naked with only a towel covering her back end, she sighs as a masseuse works on her lower back gingerly after her chair shot from Randy Orton. Muffy sits in front of Steph's table, frowning with her legs crossed daintily and a cell phone up to her ear.

[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] No Chris, she's ok. She's just a little sore is all. She's on the table right now… Yeah, a light massage. She'll be good by Sunday. Uh huh? Ok, I'll let her know. Bye.

Caryn hangs up and Stephanie looks to her wordlessly, her expression asking the questions.

[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] Chris says he's gonna meet you at Fiorella's tonight around 7?

Stephanie nods and sighs before lying her head back down again. Caryn gets a concerned look on her face and scoots her chair closer, picking her chin up to look Stephanie in the eyes.

[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] Steph, talk to me sweetie. You're not normally this beat down hun. What's wrong?

Stephanie laughs a little before sitting up a bit, still keeping herself covered up.

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] What's wrong? I just got humiliated on Raw because some leggy little bitch couldn't take care of business herself. I got embarrassed by some hypocritical bitch. That's what's wrong.

[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] Look, things happen alright? You'll be fine. Sunday is going to be a cakewalk for you!

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Says you.

Stephanie pulls the towel closer and stands up, interrupting the massage at hand. She walks off toward the dolled up changing room in a huff and Caryn sighs, blowing her bangs up and out of her face as she follows behind Stephanie.

[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] What's with you being so difficult all of a sudden! You never act like this, not even about some kind of a hokey match. You've got your bells and whistles all screwed up.

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Look, maybe I just need some time to think about all this. Did that ever occur to you?

[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] That's the problem Steph, there's nothing to think about! You obviously haven't heard the news yet have you?

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] What news? What are you talking about?

[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] Heh [smirks] Riot is out of the picture. You have one less woman to go through Sunday!

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] How does the champion suddenly wind up out of the picture? Did I miss something, or did she just randomly drop off the face of the planet?

[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] Well, her little friend Lana Starr decided to shatter her ankle. So unless she miraculously recovers in the next 24 hours, she's not going to be in the match now is she?

Stephanie laughs and shakes her head as she steps out of camera range to change into her clothes.

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Why does that not surprise me? Ever since I got here, I heard "Riot this" and "Lana that" and I hate to break it to everybody, but I've seen them both and neither of them are "all that".

[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] Well Lana and Riot are both former and current champions… it's easy for you to get lost in their hype.

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] People said the same thing about Chris being sucked into Goldberg's hype, and who won? Who came out the clear cut victor? Y2J Chris Jericho. There's just something about our team, that people look at us as the mass underdogs. When was I Spike Dudley? I'm Stephanie Marie McMahon dammit, and I'll be damned to let my name get tarnished by two misfits who couldn't hack it anywhere but random independent federations, making enough for gas money. I'm worth more than that. And I'm definitely worth more than losing to a couple little… [wrinkles her nose as she comes back into view] well you know!

Caryn laughs as Stephanie picks up her purse and Caryn slips on her little girly teddy bear backpack.

[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] So what are you going to do?

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Exactly what I need to do!

With that, both girls leave the massage parlour and head off toward the arena.

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- Exercising some Class -

We're opened up to a scene just moments from airtime for our Pay Per View, RHW Royal Rumble. Stephanie is standing with Terri, dressed for battle in her vinyl low cut top and matching shorts. Her hair is crimped and let loose, almost signifying the Stephanie of old. Terri smiles as the crowd in the stands pops a bit for the scene as it appears via titantron.

[::] Raw Sex - Terri Runnels [::] Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm standing here with one of the competitors for tonight's Women's Title Free for All Battle Royal, Stephanie McMahon. Now Stephanie, as I'm sure you're aware... Many of the women are keeping quiet about this match tonight. Any idea as to why so few of them have shown up?

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Well Terri, to be honest? I don't think it's really because they're scared. Or because they don't want to do it. I think they're all afraid of making some sort of promise that they can't keep. Everyone knows that this match could go to anyone. That's the point, and the glory, of a free for all. And now that Riot is out of the picture, that only leaves Lana, Trish, and I as the serious contenders for this title tonight.

[::] Raw Sex - Terri Runnels [::] What about Torrie Wilson? Her, along with her newly found faction TBD - The Best Divas - Are going to be In this match as a tandem..

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Are you kidding me? [laughs] Those three don't have the brains between them to lace up their boots. They're all going to wind up wandering out here in their bra and panties, thinking we're supposed to have some kind of a perverse and pointless lingerie contest. If you ask me, Torrie has only said one thing since I've been here, to make me even consider her to be human, and that's her recognizing that I have the beauty, the brains, and am a big enough bitch to make an impact here tonight. I know what she's hoping to do. She's hoping everyone eliminates each other, and the three of them can team up on whoever's left over. Unfortunately for her, that's only going to make them look absolutely horrible as all three of them wind up being eliminated, and by the same person at that. But, this is provided they make it to the ring at all… Torrie is obviously not gathering the point of this match, Jazz hasn't been seen around at all, and Lizzy Borden probably got arrested for illegal distribution of porn... Again. So whether or not they even make it to the match tonight remains to be seen. But I'm still betting on them being there anyway. If I can keep my gameplan straight, then I have no doubt in my mind who's going to walk out of there with the women's championship.

[::] Raw Sex - Terri Runnels [::] Aside from those three, we also have Stacy Keibler and Trish Stratus. Two women who have quite a history together, but you also have your own agenda with Stacy Keibler… tell me, could you and Trish wind up working as a cohesive unit tonight in order to eliminate Stacy Keibler?

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Oh it won't take a double team effort to eliminate her. But if Trish and I were to team up, we would be looking to do a lot more than just... Eliminate Stacy Keibler. You see, Stacy has made enough mistakes when it comes to Trish, and Stacy made another mistake trying to play games with me. However, her biggest mistake is yet to come, when she thinks that she can hold a candle up to Trish and I. Terri, Randy isn't going to be here to do Stacy's dirty work for her. She's going to have to try and survive this match all by herself. And if Trish and I look to get some revenge and grab steel chairs of our own? So be it. That's the beauty of a free for all, anything we so desire, will be incorporated into this match. So I hope Stacy thought about that before she told her sex object to take me out with a steel chair. Revenge is sweet, and it'll be even sweeter when it takes me one step closer to my goal.

[::] Raw Sex - Terri Runnels [::] With them out of the way, there are only two women left in this battle royal.. Outside of you of course, and that being Lita and the current well.. holder of the Women's title, Lana Starr.

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] As far as Lita's concerned… at WWE, she pulled out the best in me, and for that I have to thank her. She made me put out one hell of an effort, and since that day I've been pushing to better myself as a wrestler. However, with the Indecent Proposal match right after ours, I don't think concentrating on this match is going to be what she plans on doing. If I were her, I'd spend the match out of the ring, and at the local police department, issuing a restraining order on Phil Sparks, just incase he DOES win that match.

[::] Raw Sex - Terri Runnels [::] And Lana Starr?

[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Heh…. Lana Starr. You know, she's right to an extent. I should thank her for what she did to Riot. However, I could never bring myself to do something like that. See, while I can say I admire her for having the guts to go out there and do what it takes to get what she wants, it's all pointless. She didn't really go out and lay Riot to waste, what she did was she went out and she decided she was going to use her friend ruthlessly in order to get one step closer to the title. But in my eyes, Lana if you were that good to begin with, you'd have never lost it. You wouldn't have allowed yourself to a point of injury. But you did. And that cost you. What you did to Riot, doesn't surprise me. I've heard enough stories about you. People saying "Oh Lana's going to win" and "Lana's the greatest" but… to hell with that. Lana, you're no better than the women who are going to be lying prone outside the ring when that bell rings. You're going to lose, yet again and parading around with that title over your shoulder is going to feel more empty and more hollow than you've ever felt In your entire life. Which seems surprising, considering someone as shallow as you should have hit rock bottom by now. But I digress, because frankly? There's nothing that great about Lana Starr. And the sooner you realize that, the better. Why? Because then losing won't make it so hard on yourself, and make you take time off for a bruised ego.

Terri smiles and Stephanie crosses her arms with that smirk as Terri finishes off.

[::] Raw Sex - Terri Runnels [::] Don't forget to tune in tonight everyone, for RHW Royal Rumble! Only on Pay Per View.