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Billion Dollar Bitch
Monday Night Raw christens a new dawning in the life of Stephanie Marie McMahon. Over a month ago, she came to reclaim the throne of female greatness. Monday night, she gets to make good on that proclamation, as she pairs up with the King of the World, Chris Jericho… to take on karma's next victim, Randy Orton and his twiggy little barbie doll, Stacy Keibler.
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  Scene One
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- Using Her Connections -
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Stephanie McMahon is shown in her home, sitting on a wooden chair in her kitchen while staring at the telephone impatiently. She's wearing a pair of black terry shorts and an adidas spaghetti strap sports bra with three little white lines down the left side. Her hair is pulled back into a haphazard ponytail and she's without the normal makeup and jewelry. The phone stays silent as Stephanie groans and throws her hands in the air.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] My GOD what's taking her? Hasn't she gotten my message yet?
As she voices this question out to absolutely no one, the phone rings and Steph hastily picks up the receiver.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Hello?!
Steph? Is everything ok? You sound so worked up…
Stephanie sighs, holding her hand to her head as it becomes apparent, this isn't who she was waiting for.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Nah, I'm fine Tor. What's up? You usually never call out of the blue.
[::] Degenerate Girl - Tori [::] Well I heard you get a shot at the women's title at royal rumble, plus I heard about your match on Raw… I figured I'd give a little emotional support!
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Oh I'm sure…
The girls both laugh and Stephanie rubs the back of her neck gingerly.
[::] Degenerate Girl - Tori [::] I heard what Stacy and Randy Orton said… what's their obsession with your weight anyway? You're perfectly healthy, and not an ounce overweight!
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] I think it's just Stacy's bulimia speaking. She thinks I should be puking my stomach out in the bathroom as opposed to doing PR and all that lovely mumbo jumbo.
[::] Degenerate Girl - Tori [::] [gasps] Steph! You don't think she really has bulimia do you?
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Well hell if I know. She's unhealthily skinny, she never eats… and you know like, 4/5ths of all cheerleaders and dancers are bulimic or anorexic. So it really wouldn't surprise me.
[::] Degenerate Girl - Tori [::] Well wouldn't Randy notice something like that?
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Are you kidding?! Randy probably thinks it's a blessing… he can spend less when they go out to eat. The guy is a nutcase. He really is. Did you see that earlier? The guy can't keep ten minutes straight, and he plans to make it through an entire match with Chris? He's a lunatic. An absolute lunatic.
[::] Degenerate Girl - Tori [::] Stacy is an idiot. Any man who liked the movie 2 Fast 2 Furious is either gay or has the IQ of a hamster.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] That's mean Tor.. Cause my hamster snickers had a higher IQ than Randy!
The girls break into laughter again as Stephanie's phone beeps in her ear, letting her know of another call trying to come in.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Oh! I think that's her! Look, I've gotta run ok? I'll give ya a call Monday night after I win alright?
[::] Degenerate Girl - Tori [::] Alright, I'll be watching!
The girls say their goodbyes and Stephanie hastily clicks over to the second line.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Hello?
Steph?
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Caryn! I was hoping it was you!
[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] Hey Steph, I got your message... What's the occasion?
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Well you know, I've been working with Chris and working on my own… but let's be honest here. Who's the best trainer I've ever had?
[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] Fit Finlay?
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] No! [laughs] I'm talking about YOU!
[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] Oh! [feigns surprise] I would have never guessed!
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Where are you anyway? You think you could make it to the RHW house show tonight?
[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] Well sure I can honey! Anything you need, you can count on me.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] I knew I could count on you Muff.. I'll see you in a couple of hours?
[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] You bet!
Steph smiles and hangs her phone up, leaning back in her chair. She takes a quick glance at her clock before she heads upstairs to shower, change her clothes and prepare for Muffy's arrival.
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  Scene Two
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- Bump and Grind -
Stephanie is backstage at the GM Arena wearing an old WWF "Stephanie McMahon - Beauty Brains Bitch" t-shirt and a pair of black form fitting twill pants. She looks around, not seeing her friend as she takes a sip from the Dasani water bottle in her hand. A hand grabs her shoulder from behind and she whirls around, immediately taking the defense to the stranger. Josh Matthews blinks in surprise, not used to her reacting in such a manner. Steph on the other hand, sighs and takes another drink of her water before capping the bottle and pointing the bottle neck at Josh.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Don't sneak up on me like that! Be glad I didn't turn around and clock you. You wouldn't want to get a bloody nose from a girl would you?
Stephanie grins a bit as Josh blushes, nodding as he shifts his weight a bit.
[::] Not Tough Enough - Josh Matthews [::] Right um… Randy Orton had some strong words for Chris Jericho earlier in the week, and I was wondering.. What were your thoughts on his threats to Jericho's well being?
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Threats and promises, Josh, are two different things. You see, Randy Orton had to prove himself by running down Chris Jericho.. With a car. A car. Talk about desperation. He had to use over a ton of steel, to knock Jericho down and out. Now he thinks he can do it on his own? There's a reason Chris was the star in that duet, and it wasn't because Jericho was pushing Randy back into his shadow. Chris is simply, better. It's that simple. He always has been, and as far as I'm concerned. He always will be. Randy's just a snot nosed, jealous rookie. And I hate to break it down into terms like THAT, but it's the truth unfortunately. He's jealous of Chris' success, he's jealous of the attention Chris gets, and he's jealous of the fact that his success can't come at the rapid rate Chris' appears to him. What Randy forgets, is that Chris has paid his dues for over 10 years in the professional wrestling industry. Randy was in grade school ten years ago. That kind of puts this into perspective. This business is all about paying your dues. Chris has done just that. And it's time he got what he deserved out of it without having to deal with people like Randy making demands from him left and right.
[::] Not Tough Enough - Josh Matthews [::] Randy's even said he'll deal with you personally, if you get involved. Do you think you could stand toe to toe with Randy Orton?
[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] I think she could definitely stand toe to toe with Randy! Especially after our little crash course reminder of everything I taught her a couple years ago.
Josh looks around confused, and Caryn steps out from behind him to stand in front of Stephanie. The two embrace like old friends and Stephanie flashes her million dollar smile to Josh.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] I'm afraid we have to go now. But don't worry, your questions will all be answered later on when on Raw tomorrow night, Stacy and Randy both get back into their old habit. Being on the losing side of the battle.
Both Stephanie and Caryn walk off together arm in arm toward the on-site gym as Matthews looks to the camera with a blank expression.
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  Scene Three
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- Workin' Up a Sweat -
"All Grown Up" by Tamika Talbot comes onto the PA system, and Stephanie McMahon exits onto the stage in more crowd-appropriate clothing. Muffy is alongside her, wearing a pink outfit and looking as bubbly as ever.
[::] Songbird - Lillian Garcia [::] Making their way to the ring, Stephanie McMahon and Caryn Mower!
The crowd gives a pretty decent ovation, and Stephanie climbs the stairs while Muffy slips in under the bottom rope. Force of habit from her UPW days. Lillian hands the microphone to Stephanie, and the crowd hushes a bit. Stephanie however, hands the microphone to Caryn and she smiles out to the crowd.
[::] Personal Trainer - Caryn "Muffy" Mower [::] For those of you who don't remember me… My name is Caryn, and I came into the former WWF with the intention of saving you all from a gluttonous, overweight grave! As a personal trainer, a professional stunt woman, and former WWE diva… I was tempted to come back and start delivering my message here in RHW, but then something was brought to my attention by my friend, Stephanie McMahon. Since my departure from World Wrestling Federation Entertainment… women have been brutalized to the point of starvation. Look at the women here! You have an egomaniac in Lana Star, you have women who've battled eating disorders, and you have women here who look like they're starving themselves. I mean, look at Stephanie's opponent on Monday night. Stacy Keibler. Sure, in Randy Orton's lap she looks just fine. But have you seen her promotional photos? When you can count your ribs sweetheart, you have a problem. Now Stacy, believe me. I can understand the pressure to be thin. It's a growing trend in the united states, and all across the world. But honey, there are healthier ways to keep your body thin than starving yourself and developing a potentially life threatening eating disorder! I mean, if you take your proper vitamins, stay away from excessive amounts of carbohydrates, and eat low-calorie, low-fat foods… you'll be fine! But you? You're completely unnatural. That body frame is hazardous to your health. Trust me, I oughta know.
Caryn hands the microphone over to Stephanie and she nods.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] Caryn has advised me, that as my trainer, she's against my going into this match on Monday night. Because, if something should happen to Stacy and her thin body frame winds up getting her seriously injured, I could be held liable because I know the dangers and consequences of possibly hurting her. But to be honest? I don't think I care!
Caryn looks at Stephanie in shock, and the crowd erupts.
[::] Beauty Personified - Stephanie McMahon [::] I'm sorry Caryn, but I can't let Stacy get away with the things she said about my family. She can insult me all she wants, because if calling me fat is the only way she can cover up her own insecurities about her body… let her sling them. The way I see it, if it makes you feel better Stace, by calling me names… have at it. I'm a McMahon, and if you saw anything in WWE…you'd know I've taken a lot worse than you could ever throw out at me. But as far as our match is concerned? You're forgetting. I'm a former WWE Women's Champion, as well as a former RHW Women's Champion. You? You accomplished nothing at WWE, and if I get my way you'll make to the realization that you're not gonna accomplish anything here at RHW either. Sure, you were a former tag team champion. Really? Congratulations. You DO realize that Trish carried you like a sack of potatoes right? Come on now, but honestly… if anyone here in RHW thinks you had what it took to win those titles without Trish Stratus, they ought to be shot. Seriously. As JR would say, they should be taken back to the woodshed. It was obvious on Raw, that Trish Stratus owns Stacy Keibler like a share of stock that she can share, trade, or sell at will. Stace, admit It. That’s all you are anymore. Property. You're Randy's eye candy, you're Trish's little bitch, and come Monday Night you're going to be the one who kicks off my journey to the Women's Championship title at the Royal Rumble. The way I see it, tomorrow will be no different, because you're used to being walked on. So just get comfortable down on the bottom sweetheart, because you're gonna be there a while. Especially if Randy has anything to say about it.
Caryn's jaw drops at Stephanie's remark as her music cues up and Lillian retrieves the microphone from Stephanie as they let the RHW house show commence behind them.