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Billion Dollar Bitch

Upon her return to ECWF, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley has already made waves. Francine and Carey Hart both having words for the beautiful.. classy diva. Despite the fact they can't handle the truth that comes from the ECWF starlet, Stephanie knows deep down... Jacked will prove her point. ECWF is nothing without a McMahon, and Francine is nothing without her ECW claim to fame.


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- Parental Supervision -

Stephanie sits, legs crossed in a very feminine fashion as she looks just positively bored out of her mind. Her parents, Linda and Vince McMahon are sitting alongside her, each flanking her beautiful sides. Linda looks bothered, while Vince looks positively livid. Across from the trio sits several lawyers, all suited in classy three piece business suits. The head lawyer who sits in the middle, has papers stacked in front of him. Each one to his sides has papers in front of him, a pen poised in the one to the left's hand to record the details of the things said in the privacy of this office, while the one to the right has a stack of papers ready for the centre to call for each individual case.

|| McMahon's Lawyer = Jerry Mcdevit || Mr. McMahon, can you please describe to myself and my associates the same scenario you explained to the law enforcement officials who took care of the case at your home in Stamford Conneticut.

|| Billion Dollar Conglomerate Owner = Vince McMahon || My daughter-in-law Marissa and I were playing chess in the living room while my wife Linda was upstairs reading and preparing the first steps to filing the company tax report for 2004.

The lawyer looks to Linda who nods her head in a silent agreement to her husband's assessment of her situation that fateful evening. The lawyer nods and gives a nod to his assistant who scribbles down on his notepad.

|| McMahon's Lawyer = Jerry Mcdevit || Now, according to your insurance agent, what was the total damage to the home and to those inside of it?

|| Billion Dollar Conglomerate Owner = Vince McMahon || || Growing Old Gracefully = Linda McMahon || You have to be able to do something about this! Those two are dangerous people, and after what they did a few days ago, I want them nowhere NEAR my daughter, my son, or my in-laws.

Linda's jaw is firm, and the lawyers quirk an eyebrow at her sudden outburst. Vince pats Linda's hand reassuringly as he adds in his own agreement to the recent situation.

|| Billion Dollar Conglomerate Owner = Vince McMahon || My wife and I would like to have an official restraining order set up, against Francine Fournier and Shane Douglas.

|| McMahon's Laywer = Jerry Mcdevit || And the parties to be included on the said restraining order?

|| Growing Old Gracefully = Linda McMahon || Myself, my husband Vincent Kennedy McMahon Laywer nods and writesmy son Shane McMahon, his wife Marissa Anna Mazzola-McMahon, my grandson Declan James McMahon, my son-in-law Jean Paul Levesque, and my daughter Stephanie Marie McMahon-Levesque.

At the final statement, Stephanie jerks out of her bored frame of mind, looking at her mother like she finally *has* gone clinically insane.

|| Billion Dollar Heiress = Stephanie McMahon || What? You're insane mom. Francine and Shane Douglas are just peons, they're not worth putting our hard earned money into! That's the reason we never hired them on a professional level, I'll be damned if you're putting money into them on a personal level.

|| Billion Dollar Conglomerate Owner = Vince McMahon || Now Stephanie, you know your mother can't stand seeing you in harm's way. She was the one who clearly opposed your involvement in WWE, and furthermore with ECWF. I simply can't let you continue to hurt your mother like this...

Vince looked to his daughter pleadingly, but the twinkle behind his dark eyes reminded Stephanie exactly how her father felt. Vince couldn't care less what his daughter did. He knew that as a McMahon, she could hold her own no matter the situation, and as far as her marriage to the ECWF Legend Triple H was concerned? He knew her welfare was in good hands. His charade was merely to soothe the frazzled nerves of his wife Linda. Stephanie let out a sigh, looking to the lawyers and giving them a dismissive wave of her hand.

|| Billion Dollar Heiress = Stephanie McMahon || Add my name to the restraining order I suppose. If nothing else, I can see less of her, which is always a good thing.

|| McMahon's Lawyer = Jerry Mcdevit || So, the restraining order will be made out as follows, effective from 5PM tonight. If Francine Fournier or Shane Douglas come within 50 (fifty) feet of Linda or Vincent McMahon, the family of Shane McMahon, inclusive of his wife Marissa Ann and their son Dulcan James, or the family of Jean Paul Levesque, inclusive of his wife, and the daughter of the aforementioned Linda and Vince, Stephanie McMahon; they waive their legal rights and will be taken into custody by local law enforcement, wherever this infraction takes place. All I need now is the signatures of the three of you... an-

|| Growing Old Gracefully = Linda McMahon || What about Shane and Marissa?! Or Hunter??

|| McMahon Lawyer = Jerry Mcdevit || I can have this agreement faxed to their home in 10 minutes. I just need it finalized for the three of you before we can leave. If you would please..?

The lawyer cooly slides the paper over and Linda hurriedly signs, eager to get things legal as she passes the paper over to Vince. He nods, looking over the terms and conditions of the binding contract before he also signs on his line. He hands the paper and pen to Stephanie who looks at it skeptically, checking the terms as well before signing her name lavishly in a true McMahon style. She hands the papers back to the lawyer and he looks it over, nodding to the trio.

|| McMahon Lawyer = Jerry Mcdevit || Wonderful. Now we'll get these faxed to Marissa and Shane, as well as Jean Paul, and everything will be set. Vince, Linda, Stephanie... thank you for meeting with me today. I'll also be speaking with Shane Douglas and Francine Fournier's lawyers on the assesments for the damages to the home and your belongings.

Stephanie, Linda and Vince all stand up as the lawyers rise to shake their hands as their time as the scene fades to black.

©           Scene Two           ©
- Microphone Management -

"My Time" comes on the PA system and Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley walks out in a cute black blouse, her brown hair falling down perfectly around her shoulders. She carries in one hand, the strap to her personal ECWF Women's Championship title, untainted by the WCWF filth that's been lurking backstage for so long. She climbs the stairs, shaking back her hair indignantly as the crowd gives her a good reaction along with her entrance. She accepts the microphone from Lillian Garcia, who graciously steps back and gives Mrs. McMahon-Helmsley the spotlight as Stephanie smiles vindictively.

|| Billion Dollar Heiress = Stephanie McMahon || Now I'm sure you all know that tonight, I have the.. scrunches her face privledge, of facing off against the former ECWF Women's Champion Francine. Now don't get me wrong, I know all about what she's been saying back there, and I hate to see someone just break down like that, but I have to tell you Fran... everything is going to be okay. You're going to come out of this just fine.

The crowd reacts mixed, wondering why she seems to be... nice to Francine, when Francine has gone and done such horrid things recently.

|| Billion Dollar Heiress = Stephanie McMahon || You see, when you opened your.. mouth after my appearance in Stacy's office, I heard about your little "challenge", where if I beat you.. I can have your rematch that you're entitled to as a former ECWF Women's Champion. Bearing that thought in mind, I went back to Stacy Keibler and promptly asked her about that very thing. Now there's good news and bad news Francine. The good news is, you get your shot at me. You get your shot at greatness, and the closest thing to a legendary wrestler that you'll EVER get. You get a match, one on one, against me at Jacked. Now for the bad news... you see, it seems that you're a little confused dear. And being that you were employed by Paul Heyman, and they ran just a circus side show.. and not an actual business, and I can't hold that against YOU... but I regret to inform you that you? Have no ECWF Women's Title shot entitled to you.

The crowd cheers, because let's face it... who in their right mind would want to see Francine with the Women's title again? Stephanie listens to their cheers before nodding.

|| Billion Dollar Heiress = Stephanie McMahon || You see, when you jumped ship to WCWF? You effectively terminated your ECWF contract and therefor? You're not entitled to ANYTHING from the East Coast Wrestling Federation!

The crowd EXPLODES and Stephanie smirks arrogantly, knowing she's bested Francine on just one front, of the many she has in store for her.

|| Billion Dollar Heiress = Stephanie McMahon || Now Francine, I know I've been quiet these past few days... but I had to make sure I got every single word right. I don't want to accuse you of saying something you didn't do I? So let me get this straight... I'm the reason you joined ECWF, and I'm your hero... and you've done THAT with your career?! If anything, that's an insult to ME Francine! I'm a 7 time ECWF Women's Champion. You're nothing but a hasbeen who got beat by a nobody and hasn't had the gall to go back in there and get her damn title back. You wonder why I said those things about you Francine? You're a slacker. You sit back and wait to get what you want. You wait until Shane there does something to get attention and you leech off of it. You know, I might be a McMahon and I might have fame because of my name alone, but I went out there and I MADE my name! I didn't walk around with my husband tagging along behind me every step of the way, if Hunter wasn't there I stood on my own two feet, which is something I've YET to see you do! You didn't even win the Women's title by yourself, you had to have Shane do the damage FOR you. If anything, I am just plain SICK that you can't handle anything on your own. The only thing you did without his help was lose the ECWF Women's title to Holly Wood. Now you expect to actually think you're going to beat me? Honey, I'm a seven time women's champion. I'm the wife to one of the most accomplished superstars in this company, and above all else? I'm a MCMAHON. Something you can't now, and will never be able to claim. I think it's so cute that you try and play the victim and claim you "respected" me. You respected me when you saw me on television and suddenly don't like me because I tell it like it is? Hell, I'm the classiest woman on the ECWF roster, and you expect to not only beat me... but have me come down to the ring and say that you're better than me in all aspects? Honey, if you were better than me? You'd be doing better than Shane Douglas.

Stephanie smirks and the crowd eats it up as she brings the mic up once more.

|| Billion Dollar Heiress = Stephanie McMahon || You can make all the quips about Hunter's nose all you like, because we all know that in reality, it's just you and Shane completely jealous of the business relationship that Hunter and I have. I mean, we're both successful when you two are CLEARLY not.. the company synonymous with my name didn't fall off the face of the earth.. like yours. And let's be honest... if you have to start a pay website with another no name like Missy Hyatt, you're obviously strapped for money, unlike myself. You think me saying you're a disgrace is worse than a handful of rabid ECW fans chanting 'she's a crackwhore'? Let's see what people remember longer, me calling you disgraceful, or the chant that still haunts your career to this day? And don't start that whole "my empire will fall around me" thing Francine... my dad told me all about the little sob story you broke out into at my parent's house. What are we? 12? You're running to my mommy and daddy over something I said? It's a well known fact, I'm a happily married woman and you have this issue with thinking that I still live at home? I'm a McMahon... I could buy your trailer and everything inside of it 35 times over. The only thing I'm losing anywhere near you is my lunch. Did you honestly think you were going to worry me? You tried to ruin my parents house and hurt not only my parents, but my sister-in-law. And you couldn't even do that right. Do you know how much MONEY I would have had if you would have actually pulled it off? I would have several BILLION dollars, all coming to me. But you couldn't even do that without fucking up... congratulations Francine, the only thing you've done is deprive me of even MORE of what's mine. Now not only will you be getting it for being a pathetic excuse for a former champion, but you're also messing with what a McMahon loves most. Their money. Francine, count your blessings and write them down because after tonight? I don't think you'll be remembering much of anything. Keep in mind tonight, I'm a McMahon and McMahons always get EXACTLY what they want!

'My Time' hits again as Stephanie smirks, the crowd cheering as she holds her ECWF Women's Championship title in the air before she heads backstage.