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Reviewer: Ryan
Rating: 1 Star (Out of 10)

In short: The most baffling movie I have ever seen.

I have no idea what to say about this movie cus I didn't even understand it. It makes understanding movies like Memento a walk in the fucken park. I kept thinking, "Just keep watching it's gonna come togther in the end..." but it just never happened. It actually made me more confused, showing characters you have met throughout the movie one last time, never explaining who they are or what their signifigance is.

The only thing this movie really did was freak the hell outta me, it's level of weirdness plus this homless monkey looking guy is gonna give me a bad dream 2night.

Only other thing this movie had going for it were 2 hot chicks - and they make out and get naked. Always a plus.

I can't call this the worst movie I've ever seen just because I didn't understand it, so I don't really know what else to say. All I know is people that praise this movie are so goddamn stupid and nerdy its ridiculous. Baffles me that you artsy nerds can say how great this movie is when at one part it has two old miniature people dancing out of a plastic bag for absol-fucken-lutely no reason - and dont give me some bs reason cus franky i dont give a damn.

In conclusion, I'm not going to call this the stupidest movie of all time, but I'm going to call any1 who liked this movie the stupidest person of all time. This movie was pure arthouse garbage. Watch Memento for a true masterpiece.