| Stephie and The Bandroom Gang Present The 365 Reasons to Hate Nate Calendar |
| Editor's note: we, the members of the Bandroom Gang, have decided that reading all 365 reasons to hate Nate would be terribly traumatizing to our viewers. That, and these were the only ones were able to come up with. If you've got some, send them to us. Sincerely, Stephie Rescott |
| January 1--He's alive. January 2--He's still alive. February 14--He wants to be your Valentine. February 29--AHHH! Leap year means an extra day in the year Nate is with us! March 5--He likes to tie people to chairs March 27--He thinks he's God's gift to women April 1--Nate's dead. April Fool! April 18--He likes to eat onions and then breathe in your face May 10--Nate's got senioritis. Look out! May 25--If Nate doesn't pass his exams, he'll stay around school for another year June 3--His laugh sounds like a cow mooing June 30--Even though it's summer, Nate doesn't take a vacation! July 4--We don't get to celebrate independence from Nate July 22--When it's 95 degrees outside, Nate wears a sweater August 11--It's Nate's birthday. Let's celebrate the day he was born. NOT! August 26--He can't sing, but that doesn't stop him from trying September 8--He thinks this is Columbus day September 10--He thinks this is President's day October 14--He'll t.p. his own house, then call the cops and say his neighbors did it October 31--Nate doesn't need to wear a costume on Halloween November 1--He's finished off all his own Halloween candy and starts eating everyone else's November 24--We have nothing to be thankful for as long as Nate's around! December 15--He likes to spike the cocoa December 31--Tomorrow, you start another whole year with Nate! |
