Some of the Most Random, Most Excellent Insults :-p
Random Most Excellent Insults.
Okay if a website could have a section that could be offensive at all it would be this section right here. Basically not because of explict words or henious language, but because of the topics of the insults ;)> SO right here and now i abstain myself from ANY type of abuse regarding this page and frankly if you get offended easily about your gender or nationality...just leave. I will not be accused of tyrrany! hehe okay well um this is just feeling to see how ya guys 'ccept it n' all so if it totally stinks tell me and i'll take it out :)....
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
- - - Valerie Solanos [note from the editor: i do believe that Valerie was an active feminist..prolly single to.]
In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.- - - Geoffrey Cottrell
America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.- - - Charlie King
I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold. - - - Henry David Thoreau "A Yankee in Canada"1853
French? The french are those lil skinny people who can bend in half in their circuses, eat snails and slugs and smelly cheese that smell like feet and have you dine on mice sized proportions for the price of a volvo ---anonamous
Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.- - - Mark Twain [gracious, and i thought he was a pleasant peaceful ole chap...]
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka. - - - Hedrick Smith "The Russians"
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
- - - Groucho Marx
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
- - - Maryon Pearson
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
- - - Spiro T. Agnew (about the press, 1970)
Reader, suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
- - - Mark Twain
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
- - - Dennis Healy
Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
- - - Jonathan Swift
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
- - - Groucho Marx
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
- - - Neil Simon
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
- - - Groucho Marx
Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life.
- - - Ivy Compton-Burnett
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
- - - Jim Samuels
WHY EVE WAS CREATED
Top 10 Reasons Eve was Created
10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. Well ...It just is not good for man to be alone!
And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."
~Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
Sit down and give your mind a rest, your efforts are gonna put you in cardiac arrest
Nate...Im not a prep!
