Mobile Suit Gundam CheeseTEXTBOBOē¹Cā—¹Cā˜mBIN‚…What would happen if you replaced every noun in Gundam Wing with ŌcheeseÕ...? ^_^ A Mouse Production... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ~Hold On To Your Cheese...~ DUO: [to HEERO] Cheese! How am i suppose to get you out of this cheese? RELENA: True cheese is not obtained using violence. QUATRE: You won't forget THIS cheese! NOT THIS CHEESE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! MARIEMAIA: War is like cheese. LADY UNE: He sacrificed his cheese... DUO: Well you could just let us HELP you fix your cheese... HEERO: I don't want ANYONE touching my cheese. DUO: [sigh] PROF. G: ...Duo. Why don't you steal my cheese? HILDE: DUO! GET OUT OF THAT CHEESE BEFORE I SHOOT! TROWA: My cheese is out of ammo... QUATRE: My name is Quatre Raberba Cheese. DUO: CHEESE?! You mean you're the heir to the Cheese fortune?! WUFEI: Women are such cheese! QUATRE: I'd ask you to get out of your cheese, but you won't...will you? DUO: The God of Death is back in cheese! RELENA: HEEEEEERRROOO! COME AND KILL MY CHEESE, HEEERROOO! ZECHS: My hands are too tainted with cheese... TROWA: I am not Trowa. I am Cheese. HEERO: Cheese accepted. [or] Cheese complete. HEERO: I was relying on that cheese from the beginning. DUO: I'm going in! Forget the cheese! WUFEI: My dear cheese... [Hugs Gundam] (Okay, so he didnÕt really hug the Gundam, it was funnier that way.) HEERO: Duo. Do me a favor. DUO: What's this? You've been asking me all these favors lately. HEERO: Hit my cheese. DUO: WHAT?! Have you gone mad? HEERO: Do it. DUO: Ok...I'll give it my best kick. [kicks heero in the cheese] HEERO: [squeak] That wasn't what was supposed to happen...><. DUO: Right now, I'm the only cheese you've got, buddy. QUATRE: Trowa...[sob] tell them to stay AWAY from my cheese! QUATRE: My cheese...it hurts so badly... DOROTHY: YOU FOOL! My cheese is good for mankind! no one can rid themselves of my cheese forever!! RELENA: My face looks like crap! Oh, GAWD! [ok, that wasn't cheese OR a real quote, sue me - its true!] DOROTHY: Is Mariemaia the master you've all been waiting for? Why don't you wag your cheeses and run to her? DOROTHY: I'll just have to give you all a ride in my cheese. QUATRE: We're fighting a losing cheese. DUO: It's ok, we're used to getting our cheese kicked! DUO: I KNOW THAT CHEESE! ITS TROWA!! QUATRE: This was all my fault. I'm the one who wanted to put the Gundams in the cheese... DEKIM: Mariemaia is MY cheese! DUO: I'm not about to let my buddy here be used for cheese. HEERO: I've been cheese since the day I was born. LITTLE GIRL: I was taking my cheese for a walk. HEERO: Cheese hurts like hell. TROWA: That's sad. A woman with no cheese. DOROTHY: ...! T.T RELENA: We can rid the world of cheese and restore true peace. QUATRE: You people are afraid of cheese, arenÕt you...? Well in that case... YOU SHOULDNÕT BE CHEESING AT ALL! RELENA: Heero...I'd like to invite you to my cheese! CLASS: Oh! [claps] HEERO: [rips up cheese] RELENA: But...why... HEERO: I'll kill your cheese. RELENA: [gasp] DUO: He-hey...cheese ol' buddy...you can get through this...! QUATRE: No, Heero! Just kill me and save the cheese!! PLEASE HEERO! RELENA: Father-! DARLIEN: Relena...I...I must tell you...your real father is...is...cheese. RELENA: [gasp] HEERO: Relena is messing up my cheese. I must kill her. DUO: Fine...I'll become the God of Death once again!!!...but first...I need some cheese. TREIZE: [to Heero after he fell out of Epyon] What? What did the Cheese show you? HEERO: ..... TREIZE: I see...so, let's get started, shall we? HEERO: [slicing and dicing mobile dolls in Epyon] Where...WHERE IS MY CHEESE?? QUATRE: CHEESE! There goes an Oz Carrier!! TROWA: He sure sounds like one hell of an admirable cheese. RELENA: ...CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE~! HEERO: [Looks up from gundam] ...Cheese... DUO: Oh man, IÕm gonna have cheese about this! WUFEI: Prepare to face cheese! TROWA: I have no cheese. If you must call me something, call me No-Cheese. But... I could take his cheese. [Gestures at dead guy] QUATRE: I warned you... well, goodbye, Cheese. DUO: Anyone who sees meÕs got a date with his cheese. CATHY: [Thinking] ...HeÕs so cheese... HEERO: ...Cheese. MARIEMAIA: Deploy the Cheeses!’’